Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I don't think the girls are big enough to make the show! Or maybe I will just have to wear really low cut shirts and a mega push up!

And Spanx. Don't forget those.

HEY, you monkey you! WE HAD A DEAL!!! :confused:

Don't worry krtork told me to check craigslist

I can get a donkey easy

I gotta have a back up incase HH doesn't come thru with the hot tub, monkeys, richard, bananas, daiquiris,....

so you ship your brother and I'll make sure you get the donkeys, skunk and "o"possum.

Are you sure that will work? i don't think i could take rejection from an elephant. That might cause me to be depressed and eat so much i gain back all my weight.

Wear grey. He may not know the difference. Worked for me.

Don't worry krtork told me to check craigslist

I can get a donkey easy

I gotta have a back up incase HH doesn't come thru with the hot tub, monkeys, richard, bananas, daiquiris,....

so you ship your brother and I'll make sure you get the donkeys, skunk and "o"possum.

ON that subject - why can't I be invited to the hot tub party - you know I'll just serve to enlighten you all - could probably even teach HH a thing or 2

Have fun, please talk about me... Good night all!!!

Laura TPG

Good night! Have fun at the party!

OMG - we are so the Scary Movie / National Lampoon's thread of the LBT world!

Cool. If we don't get banned from the band/banded/debandededededed forum, that would be a good thread name.

Hmmmm, I'm still here. Thought I was going to bed. C'mon Mom, five more minutes...

It's the risk you take. Or are you chicken?

dammit Beth ill give it a try but if i end up with a stretched pouch or vocal cord damage i'm holding you personally responsible!!

I'm going to have to tear myself away from this most interesting thread. I have a date tomorrow with tofu cake. Actually, that elephant sperm smoothy might just be the thing to wash that cake right down. Will that stretch my pouch? Wait, I have no band. Sorry, got confused.

Ah, a family event...with no booze and no real cake. ***preparing to fill Thermos with margaritas*** A quick stop at 7-11 for Twinkies and I'm good to go!

Have fun, please talk about me... Good night all!!!

Laura TPG

'Night. I'm soon to follow. I't going on 4am here! And yes, I'm a wuss with no life. Like the rest of y'all beotches.

ON that subject - why can't I be invited to the hot tub party - you know I'll just serve to enlighten you all - could probably even teach HH a thing or 2

SURE come on! What started as a "secret" date in cabo has blossomed into HH, me, Richard, 2 monkeys, Beth, and god only knows WHO else in a hot tub in Tucson on a Tuesday.

If you really want a piece of THAT action, well, you go girl.

Bring rum. Lots of rum.

Don't worry krtork told me to check craigslist

I can get a donkey easy

I gotta have a back up incase HH doesn't come thru with the hot tub, monkeys, richard, bananas, daiquiris,....

so you ship your brother and I'll make sure you get the donkeys, skunk and "o"possum.

Uh-huh, yeah, sure. The last time I fell for that I got a box of rocks and a pair of Bon Jovi tickets from 1994.

Uh-huh, yeah, sure. The last time I fell for that I got a box of rocks and a pair of Bon Jovi tickets from 1994.

that explains a lot.

I am starting to feel the tug of sleep! I am not as good as KC, I need my 8 hours. Just can't seem to get by on any less!

ON that subject - why can't I be invited to the hot tub party - you know I'll just serve to enlighten you all - could probably even teach HH a thing or 2

Because of that VD, dear. C'mon, you know the rules.

I am starting to feel the tug of sleep! I am not as good as KC, I need my 8 hours. Just can't seem to get by on any less!

It's not easy being a drama queen.

dammit Beth ill give it a try but if i end up with a stretched pouch or vocal cord damage i'm holding you personally responsible!!

Yeah, come collect. :confused: