Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Great! So I just keep paying them my money every month and I will lose weight - got it!:confused:

And don't tell 'em you even considered the band...they'll fall on you like wolves on a wounded gazelle.

Ya know, I'm scared to even venture a guess why a goat would be tied to a trampoline.

Ok THREE donkeys and a skunk for your brother. Does he REALLY have 80's hair? (sigh...blink blink)

Yes, yes he does. More Quiet Riot than Billy Ray Cyrus.

SCREW THE DR.

Only if he looks like McDreamy.

Honey,

That's a question best left up to your surgeon. :confused:

Well, he is impossible to get ahold of. He is somewhere in MX! I thought I could just come here and get all of my questions answered!

I cried, my parents gave me the money for the band and I had it put in 3 days later! Now I want it out! I just want to pig out like I used to - this band sux, I want to be debandeded.

Yes, yes he does. More Quiet Riot than Billy Ray Cyrus.

Ok. I'll ship the donkeys, skunk, and my husband the nurse out tomorrow.

SWOON quiet riot.

Don't tell HH.

We really did have a possum on our back porch but that was a few years ago. I did see a goat tied to a trampoline earlier this week. Will that work?

Meh, sure. What the hell.

Freeze-dried elephant sperm. Seriously.

It'll be rather lumpy in a gelatenous way at first, but you'll get used to it.

i though donkey sperm had the highest protiein content? or is it great dane?

Only if he looks like McDreamy.

What she said!:confused:

And don't tell 'em you even considered the band...they'll fall on you like wolves on a wounded gazelle.

HAHAHAHAHA! Er, I mean, WHOA...

Ya know, I'm scared to even venture a guess why a goat would be tied to a trampoline.

Because it can't JUMP on the trampoline, silly!

Well, he is impossible to get ahold of. He is somewhere in MX! I thought I could just come here and get all of my questions answered!

I cried, my parents gave me the money for the band and I had it put in 3 days later! Now I want it out! I just want to pig out like I used to - this band sux, I want to be debandeded.

Darlin', you're screwed. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

Okay, I am totally baffled. Honest. I'm watching that evil Food Network.... I really wanna know just WTH are COLA NUTS? I'm scared. I drink Diet Coke. What am I ingesting? Will it hurt the band if I ever get one?? Maybe I had a band already and the cola nuts stole it. Please answer. Soon.

Anyone? Anybody here??? Did the cola nuts get you??

Freeze-dried elephant sperm. Seriously.

It'll be rather lumpy in a gelatenous way at first, but you'll get used to it.

Great! Where do I get the elephant sperm? Can I order it online?

Oh, that leads to another, um, question. Should I swallow, when, uh, you know my guy, uh. . . :confused: How many calories should I set aside each day? Will it get "stuck" in the band???

Because it can't JUMP on the trampoline, silly!

Well, maybe your goats can't jump....White goats can't jump...