Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm crushed I almost missed all the fun.

Well, you weren't quite cool enough for the first-run invites, but good thing you were close to the front door for the second run. I guess our bouncer Guido let you in?

Tequila is my fav! What do ya mean we can't chug! Crap I want to be debandedededed!

I have heard (on LBT of course) that you have to go to MX or Outer Mongolia to be debandededededed....,but, I'm new...I don't know. Can someone help me? Please.

Anyone?

And Beth, you're brother wasn't much. Tried him, put him on eBay...along with the crabs.

TPG

it is never too early or late to start drinking! but stick to the hard stuff. dont you know you can stretch your pouch from 3 sips of beer!!

NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation.

but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best.

I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon.

And stay hydrated.

Me too. I could use more... help.

More help whorin around? I was here to get some lessons from you! Crap!

Oh, well. I learned some new ways to deal with donkeys. :thumbup:

You're welcome. :confused:

Guido the bouncer, yes. He let me in after I granted certain favors. Good thing I'm a monkey without morals.

NOW I have to go to eBay and bid on Beth's brother. Bother.

Doesn't everybody want to be me?

I thought everybody wanted to DO you. BE you? Eh, I dunno. I like (and need) my beauty sleep. :confused:

NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation.

but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best.

I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon.

And stay hydrated.

so i can exchange Water for rum as long as its clear bacardi?

NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation.

but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best.

I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon.

And stay hydrated.

If you can't say anything mean, than don't say. . . wait.

I am still confused about hydration? Beer, hard liquor, wine? I hate drinking Water, so I think I just might like this band thing!

Ah, Guido. I remember him/her when she was Guidette. But that was before the Great Band Incident :confused:

I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!!

Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

Oh, darlin', it's NEVER too late to start drinking!! :confused:

so i can exchange Water for rum as long as its clear bacardi?

YES. Clear liquids week one. You think we just drink WATER? WHere is your week one BOOK for goodness sake?

Save the Bailey's for week two...creamy liquors.

If you can't say anything mean, than don't say. . . wait.

I am still confused about hydration? Beer, hard liquor, wine? I hate drinking Water, so I think I just might like this band thing!

Look as long as you get 64 ounces, you can switch water for beer, rum, or gin.

Ah, Guido. I remember him/her when she was Guidette. But that was before the Great Band Incident :confused:

Uh oh, does the band not work for everyone? How do I know that the band will work for me? What if I am the only person in the whole world that does not lose weight with the band??

OK Let's go to Mexico and we can get deband-ded AND drink tequila.

Well, I thought tequila doesn't give you the problems that beer does.

Though frankly I hafta say, I've skipped alcoholism and decided to go right to drug addiction. Why bother with the empty calories, right?