Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Torky -

If you think you're dehydrated, avoid water at all costs. Really. I read it on the boards. Don't even shower. It's not advised with the band anyway. You can have ice tho. Cause it's not really water. But don't call your surgeon. We know best. He doesn't really love you, not like we do..

TPG

Just don't eat or drink anything Plain gives you and you'll be fine.

And get your water in.

And ask your doctor.

And leave the possums alone.

Oh sure now you tell me!

Ktork I am a nurse I can help you.

You are dehydrated.

Go drink a bunch of gatorade.

And ask your doctor.

Oh please nursing doesn't make you special - they're just glorified maids and waitresses who shoot up drugs and whore around with anything on 2 legs (**present company excluded**

So has everybody on the southern coast. Like YOU'RE so special. :confused:

At least I had him before you did - I don't want what you got!

If your surgeon doesn't love you, find another.

Hello Monkey!

I wish I could whore around.

I dont' even know what a firefly is. Did Plain make it up? erk it up? Whip it up?

is it healthy? does it have 85000 grams of protein per serving?

will it stretch my band?

I think it might have fruit juice. Isn't fruit something we should eat? Does anybody eat fruit?

So, what's a kidney weigh, anyway? Just think, a little drink, a little prick (needle, not Plain), wake up x-pounds lighter. I think it's a good deal. Do you have to go to MX tho? I don't speak nothing but English good so I'd be scared. Yeah, I know...ask my doctor on Monday....

Look, a kidney sin't gonna be much for the weight loss. Might as well go for a limb.

I'm crushed I almost missed all the fun.

Are we passing Beth's brother around? Hi TPG

kcmagu I heard you really LOVE "nanners" :confused:

***looks around*** how does the monkey know what it knows?

oxymoron???

I dont know about oxy - but yes you are a moron!

And leave the possums alone.

Frikken farken party pooper...:confused:

Torky -

If you think you're dehydrated, avoid water at all costs. Really. I read it on the boards. Don't even shower. It's not advised with the band anyway. You can have ice tho. Cause it's not really water. But don't call your surgeon. We know best. He doesn't really love you, not like we do..

TPG

Okay, I will get all of my advice here! Woosh! I really didn't ever want to see him again anyway. I will check in with G4E and Ethel for a fill!

Secret's out. This is how some really bored (and drunk) women spend a Friday night. Hmmmm. Oh, well. I learned some new ways to deal with donkeys. :confused:

kcmagu I heard you really LOVE "nanners" :confused:

That's not all. She's kinda trampy. However, a bunch of us live vicariously through her.

A kidney is about .308 of a pound. Beth is right. Go for a limb, for weight loss.