Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

SOme of us are productive members of society and actually have jobs - unfortunately I'm having difficulty correcting you ignorant backwoods ho's and save lives!

Productive? Jobs?

Helllllooooo

Anybody there?

Anybody care???

Um yeah... no.

I am gainfully employed. I gain weight. I employ "the easy way" to get rid of it....the BAND!!

Wait, I thought they came out of your tummy. Does that mean then that they pass THROUGH the band? And what if they have an unnormally large head like KC? Then what?

If they have unusually large heads, I think you have to get the sleeve. Might want to check with your doctor about that!:confused:

Productive? Jobs?

REALLY! Wth is that?? I get winded just walking to my mailbox to collect my monthly gubment check and then having to go cash it. I oughtta get hazard pay.

I am gainfully employed. I gain weight. I employ "the easy way" to get rid of it....the BAND!!

Look, makin' money in the circus freak show doesn't count as gainfully employed, does it?

If they have unusually large heads, I think you have to get the sleeve. Might want to check with your doctor about that!:confused:

Holy hell, what if it got caught in there??

I don't appreciate the hostility or name calling - just because you all want to be like me - I can't help that I am perfect - it's just the way I am - I didn't even need the band - I just got it to help class up you all!

REALLY! Wth is that?? I get winded just walking to my mailbox to collect my monthly gubment check and then having to go cash it. I oughtta get hazard pay.

At least you are getting exercise once a month! That is a great start! You should seriously consider getting preggers, I hear you get more $$$$! And you could get one of them new cars to drive so you could cash your check!

REALLY! Wth is that?? I get winded just walking to my mailbox to collect my monthly gubment check and then having to go cash it. I oughtta get hazard pay.

Excuse me, dear. But that's I oughtta gets...not get.

But I do wonder, does my disability check count? My mailbox is on the porch so it's not a far walk... but it's actually directly deposited. Hmmm, that's a stumper.

I don't appreciate the hostility or name calling - just because you all want to be like me - I can't help that I am perfect - it's just the way I am - I didn't even need the band - I just got it to help class up you all!

Well, I'm new....so there.:confused:

I don't appreciate the hostility or name calling - just because you all want to be like me - I can't help that I am perfect - it's just the way I am - I didn't even need the band - I just got it to help class up you all!

You mean with your Macy's Day Parade head. Um, no thanks. Even if it DOES make your waist look tiny.

Holy hell, what if it got caught in there??

As long as you had your surgery in the US you should be okay. Your surgeon will be nearby to help you out!

At least you are getting exercise once a month! That is a great start! You should seriously consider getting preggers, I hear you get more $$$$! And you could get one of them new cars to drive so you could cash your check!

Crap, you're RIGHT! And Section 8 which means a new house! And WIC, food stamps, AFDC... shoot, I could drink my 40-ounces all day long and watch cable TV and do NOTHING!

SO once the rest of the world wakes up - anyone want to take bets on how long before we are 'moved'?