Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

The national news won't cover me unless I'm asking questions about this national healcare crap. Then I'm a mob. Other than that, they don't give a crap about me.

Wasn't there something about that gag order?

at this rate we will surpass PJTP.:thumbup:

So far it's way more fun! :confused:

The national news won't cover me unless I'm asking questions about this national healcare crap. Then I'm a mob. Other than that, they don't give a crap about me.

A mob of one - wow! I better call the white house hotline and let them know that you are against this whole healthcare crap! Then maybe you will get more national coverage!

Did you trade in your clunker for a new foreign job??

Oh, my doctor isn't cute - guess I won't ask anymore about the G-spot!

Do you think it would be okay to eat a snickers bar on the way home from the hospital? Would that help me find my sweet spot?

It's a REALLY good start.

Wasn't there something about that gag order?

Gagged by a donkey!:confused:

Welllll, did you get them from your mom? And for Christmas? Nanny, nanny boo boo to you!

My brother... :confused:

Wait, you were in TX? Did you know a guy named Shane?? Hmm, maybe that's where I got those damn crabs!

Omg, Shane "Bubba" Smith??

A mob of one - wow! I better call the white house hotline and let them know that you are against this whole healthcare crap! Then maybe you will get more national coverage!

Did you trade in your clunker for a new foreign job??

yep I did. I got one of those cute little ones that are pulled by people like a rigshaw. I got a hunk of an inmate to pull mine. He is free with the car. I turn him in at night. I won't have to ever pay for gas again

Omg, Shane "Bubba" Smith??

That's the one! Butt crack and all!

Use Raid Yard and Guard on the crabs. You won't get them anymore. It worked for my brothers friend Clint. He just had to go to ER and get treated for a few burns. But he never got them again.

Well shoot, that was my problem. I was using a termite spray with a little "tent."

yep I did. I got one of those cute little ones that are pulled by people like a rigshaw. I got a hunk of an inmate to pull mine. He is free with the car. I turn him in at night. I won't have to ever pay for gas again

Sweet! At least you are giving the poor man a job! Hope he is a major hottie! Wouldn't want to look at a hairy butt crack all day long! EWWW!

A mob of one - wow! I better call the white house hotline and let them know that you are against this whole healthcare crap! Then maybe you will get more national coverage!

Did you trade in your clunker for a new foreign job??

So you're saying I'm "fishy???"

And I tried trading in the clunker to trade in on a newer model, but they said it was all about CARS, not husbands. Crap. I wanted some KC hotties.

of course I didn't say where I turn him in at night

That's the one! Butt crack and all!

Holy moly... YOU got crabs from him TOO?? So... does that make us like SISTERS?

Sweet! At least you are giving the poor man a job! Hope he is a major hottie! Wouldn't want to look at a hairy butt crack all day long! EWWW!

nope no hairy butt crack. he is a hottie!