Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Shoot, last time she announded it on FaceBook. And Craigslist. And the local paper...

SOme education you got TExas - everything there might be big except your brain - thought VA would improve you guess not. My suggestion -Get a dictionary or better yet an almanac!

HAG-

Quit spreading your lies, hatred, and filth you infest the world with nastiness - shrivel up and die already!

Make me, you husbad-stealing TRANNY!

at this rate we will surpass PJTP.:confused:

I'm new and I have a question. Is there a difference between the sweet spot and the g spot? I've never heard of either one. My doctor says I don't need to know this stuff.

If your doctor's cute, ask him to show you where your G-spot is. The sweet spot only has to do with overeating sweets. It's that space between eating enough and barfing.

Hey - anybody want to go the ghetto redneck bar in my hood??

I could use a friend. Nobody wants to talk to me at my house because they only talk over meals and I can't eat them anymore! I don't know what to do!

I'm new. I had crabs once.

I've had them since 1983. What's your point?

Goin down to the redneck bar in the ghetto. wanna come?

Color me THERE!

If your doctor's cute, ask him to show you where your G-spot is. The sweet spot only has to do with overeating sweets. It's that space between eating enough and barfing.

Oh, my doctor isn't cute - guess I won't ask anymore about the G-spot!

Do you think it would be okay to eat a snickers bar on the way home from the hospital? Would that help me find my sweet spot?

I'll go with ya. after i finish giving myself a fill. Then maybe I will pb everything I try to drink and then I won't gain any weight.

I've had them since 1983. What's your point?

Welllll, did you get them from your mom? And for Christmas? Nanny, nanny boo boo to you!

That's worse than having it on the national news!

The national news won't cover me unless I'm asking questions about this national healcare crap. Then I'm a mob. Other than that, they don't give a crap about me.

I've had them since 1983. What's your point?

Wait, you were in TX? Did you know a guy named Shane?? Hmm, maybe that's where I got those damn crabs!

Oh, my doctor isn't cute - guess I won't ask anymore about the G-spot!

Do you think it would be okay to eat a snickers bar on the way home from the hospital? Would that help me find my sweet spot?

Be sure to have a regular candy bar and then the Snickers ice cream bar. It's very important to vary both hot and cold food. Especially in the car on the way home. God forbid your blood sugar should drop!

SOme education you got TExas - everything there might be big except your brain - thought VA would improve you guess not. My suggestion -Get a dictionary or better yet an almanac!

Doof, what will an almanac tell me besides weather patterns? DUH>>>

And Houston was farther away from Alabammy than where I am in Virginia from West Virginia. I'm closer to stoopid.

Use Raid Yard and Guard on the crabs. You won't get them anymore. It worked for my brothers friend Clint. He just had to go to ER and get treated for a few burns. But he never got them again.