Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Excuse me, dear. But that's I oughtta gets...not get.

But I do wonder, does my disability check count? My mailbox is on the porch so it's not a far walk... but it's actually directly deposited. Hmmm, that's a stumper.

I dunno... depends. Do you hafta get out of a very saggy couch to get to your mailbox?

Crap, you're RIGHT! And Section 8 which means a new house! And WIC, food stamps, AFDC... shoot, I could drink my 40-ounces all day long and watch cable TV and do NOTHING!

Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

SO once the rest of the world wakes up - anyone want to take bets on how long before we are 'moved'?

Shoot, where would they put us? :confused:

Crap, you're RIGHT! And Section 8 which means a new house! And WIC, food stamps, AFDC... shoot, I could drink my 40-ounces all day long and watch cable TV and do NOTHING!

What kind of 40 ouncer are you drinkin? I need some ideas as to what I can drink with my band!

I dunno... depends. Do you hafta get out of a very saggy couch to get to your mailbox?

No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

Ditto - except the satellite - me's got cable (tru blood baby - all the way!)

Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

Sucka... Make your check out to me to pay for all my crap, k?

Oh right... Thanks. :confused:

Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.

You're paying for us to have all of those things! Heck don't quit your job - we would be screwed!:confused:

No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

Now are we talking more walrus world or free willy?

What kind of 40 ouncer are you drinkin? I need some ideas as to what I can drink with my band!

Well, right now it's mojitos. And I'm SURE I've had at least 40 ounces. :confused:

I think to be on the safe side you should all check with your surgeons on Monday and until then just remain hydrated.

SO once the rest of the world wakes up - anyone want to take bets on how long before we are 'moved'?

Did you call us cows? You, who works in the farm dept. Mooove us?? I think you insulted us. Who asked you to be here anyway? I don't think I like you. And I bet you know intimate details about donkeys, you hussy. You prolly ate chicken strips 2 days out from surgery.

No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

Ahhh, the Shamu heave? Been there. Now mine is more like one of those large seals, but still...

Wait just a cotton pickin minute - you're drunk posting - dammit I thought this was a serious thread - I hate you all!

No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:

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