Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

So you're saying I'm "fishy???"

And I tried trading in the clunker to trade in on a newer model, but they said it was all about CARS, not husbands. Crap. I wanted some KC hotties.

I think you are a little "fishy" - look where you post! I really just wanted to use the hotline and see if it worked.

Oh, you mean that it has to be a car! WTH, I was planning a full trade in on my man. You know, when I get this smokin' hot bod after I lose all the weight - I will be looking for someone that is as gorgeous as I am. Can't have a flabby man by my side!

Uh oh. We haven't heard from KC in awhile. Hope her visitors didn't return and finish her off.....hmmm, left that wide open, huh?

Holy moly... YOU got crabs from him TOO?? So... does that make us like SISTERS?

We are like family now! You are welcome to move into my trailer, um, I mean mobile home.

would it be ok if I eat a dagwood sandwich today?

Gagged by a donkey!:thumbup:

Donkey - pickle - what's the difference?

My brother... :confused:

Oooohhh - you're brother - such sweet memories!

nope no hairy butt crack. he is a hottie!

Braggart. :confused:

I think you are a little "fishy" - look where you post! I really just wanted to use the hotline and see if it worked.

Oh, you mean that it has to be a car! WTH, I was planning a full trade in on my man. You know, when I get this smokin' hot bod after I lose all the weight - I will be looking for someone that is as gorgeous as I am. Can't have a flabby man by my side!

So far I think it's clunker/cars. But give it enough time, they will be weeding out the blue hairs and pairing up hotties and youngsters to make a superior race.

would it be ok if I eat a dagwood sandwich today?

Only if you're Blondie :confused:

We are like family now! You are welcome to move into my trailer, um, I mean mobile home.

Omg, you da BESTEST!

So far I think it's clunker/cars. But give it enough time, they will be weeding out the blue hairs and pairing up hotties and youngsters to make a superior race.

Oh crap. Does that mean a whole trailer park world with hottie/e18 offspring??? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

would it be ok if I eat a dagwood sandwich today?

Have no idea what it is, but I'm SURE it's fine.

Donkey - pickle - what's the difference?

I'm thinkin' the donkey might think there's a difference, but hey, who cares?

well good night y'all

Only if you're Blondie :confused:

Hey, are you trying to sneak in bread? My friend told me that I can have bread on day 2 but only if I was banded in Outer Mongolia. Are you on day 2, you stupid beee-atch??? Why you tryna start trouble here? You betta be on day 2 you liar.

Oh crap. Does that mean a whole trailer park world with hottie/e18 offspring??? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I'm sure you could trade up. Obama only wants the BEST for you, dear.