Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

That's not all. She's kinda trampy. However, a bunch of us live vicariously through her.

Doesn't everybody want to be me?

Who's the moron? I am sitting in the comfort of my own home. You are at work! :confused::tt2:

I dont' even know what a firefly is. Did Plain make it up? erk it up? Whip it up?

is it healthy? does it have 85000 grams of protein per serving?

will it stretch my band?

Yes.. yes... yes... no... doubtful... and definitely.

Okay, I will get all of my advice here! Woosh! I really didn't ever want to see him again anyway. I will check in with G4E and Ethel for a fill!

Well, duh. Like you should see him again. He prolly told you pickles get stuck in your band...amateur.

I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!!

Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

Doesn't everybody want to be me?

I want to be you and I don't even know you. SOB.

Who's the moron? I am sitting in the comfort of my own home. You are at work! :confused::tt2:

KC, she does have a point there.

I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!!

Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

Could you start an IV?

At least I had him before you did - I don't want what you got!

You're so sure?? I got him when I was 12 and he was 7. So there.

I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!!

Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

Tequila is my fav! What do ya mean we can't chug! Crap I want to be debandedededed!

Could you start an IV?

ON MYSELF? WITH MY CRAP SKILLS? I think not! (snort)

Now back to Beth's brother....

I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!!

Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

it is never too early or late to start drinking! but stick to the hard stuff. dont you know you can stretch your pouch from 3 sips of beer!!

I wish I could whore around.

Me too. I could use more... help.

Tequila is my fav! What do ya mean we can't chug! Crap I want to be debandedededed!

OK Let's go to Mexico and we can get deband-ded AND drink tequila.

I want to be you and I don't even know you. SOB.

Monkey with a big head - hmmm??

Of course she always has a long line of hotties at her door!:confused: