Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

You aren't getting enough water in. And the chicken must be fried. Plus you need some lettuce.

are you exercising? If you walk to and from the kitchen a lot you're building muscle and one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat so that's why.

Now I'm new...but I think I get it now. I should move the mini fridge and deep fryer from next to my lounge chair and put them in the kitchen? I didn't know about the muscle thing. Did anyone else know that? Did you doctor tell you? Or did you find out on LBT? I'm new and don't know anything. But I did know the strips had to be fried!! Duh.

im consuming 8000 thousand calories a day in the form of oreo's and chicken strips and i've never had a fill. what am i doing wrong?

Uh, are you walking?

You aren't getting enough water in. And the chicken must be fried. Plus you need some lettuce.

are you exercising? If you walk to and from the kitchen a lot you're building muscle and one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat so that's why.

Dammit - what is your freakin obsession with water - it's not like it's that important for life - that's what alcohol is for - give it a flying flipping break you nimwitted, nanner eating tree swinging skankish freak

btw - feel free to get to know me anytime - I'm a cool chicka!

Yanno, lookin' at your pic, I think you WOULD be the one person it won't work for. Sucks to be you.

You can tell all that just by looking at my picture! Wow. :confused:

Ok. . . Do you think WW would work? Will I find my dream job? What are the best lotto numbers?

Oh, somebody save me from myself....I must stop reading the boards. There's a post about low libido....so many ways to respond.... Do you think they've considered donkeys?

Male or female? Omg, I could have SO much fun with that...

you mean someone's not 12 hours post op and and hornier than a 15yr old boy?

Hmmm, I think maybe someone remembered my kind advice to pnkpottymouth. Snicker, snicker.

you mean someone's not 12 hours post op and and hornier than a 15yr old boy?

Well, we had this ONE guttersnipe, but she got banned. Hehehe, banded THEN banned.

Uh, are you walking?

of course . i walk to the fridge all day! and standing in line at McDonald's is major exertion.

Dammit - what is your freakin obsession with water - it's not like it's that important for life - that's what alcohol is for - give it a flying flipping break you nimwitted, nanner eating tree swinging skankish freak

btw - feel free to get to know me anytime - I'm a cool chicka!

Yeah, friend her... she's cool... :confused:

of course . i walk to the fridge all day! and standing in line at McDonald's is major exertion.

Just make sure you have your skechers on and you will get a fabulous workout while you walk and stand in line!

Oh yeah, make sure you order the DIET Coke!

Well, we had this ONE guttersnipe, but she got banned. Hehehe, banded THEN banned.

i held off for a whole 2 days. but hey a girl's gotta pay the bills.

of course . i walk to the fridge all day! and standing in line at McDonald's is major exertion.

Oh my gosh - how about the ones where you have to walk through the play yard and around the red box - I mean seriously - that is a major workout - I might need to get the large milkshake for the extra protein just to keep up my strength

Dammit - what is your freakin obsession with water - it's not like it's that important for life - that's what alcohol is for - give it a flying flipping break you nimwitted, nanner eating tree swinging skankish freak

btw - feel free to get to know me anytime - I'm a cool chicka!

Look I asked my husband who's also a nurse and trained with Florence Nightingale and has been a nurse 108 years now and he says we need water and I TRUST him you need to understand we are PARTNERS and a TEAM.

so there. SKANKISH? SKANKISH?

Um er I mean HOW DARE you call me skankish. I'm skankly, not skankish.

but ask your doc.

You can tell all that just by looking at my picture! Wow. :confused:

Yes. You definitely lack what it takes.

Ok. . . Do you think WW would work? Will I find my dream job? What are the best lotto numbers?

No... hell no... and if I knew the, I sure as HELL wouldn't give 'em to you.

:confused: Just had a peek at the latest posting on MX, Anyone? OMG. HH totally cracked me up. I do, however, have some German Shepard issues now. I really hope he stops at the vet's office before the hot tub.