Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!!

Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

Never too late - never too late!

I want to be you and I don't even know you. SOB.

KC, she does have a point there.

Again - have to save lives folks!

I thought everybody wanted to DO you. BE you? Eh, I dunno. I like (and need) my beauty sleep. :confused:

JEALOUS! and I wasn't going to say anything but sleep might be good for you!

Monkey,

Did you check with your doctor? Or the LBT experts? I know my doc said I could only drink white wine. Cause the band is white....otherwise it might reject or something. Red wine'll kill ya he said. At least I think it was him....coulda been Guido...

And Beth, you're brother wasn't much. Tried him, put him on eBay...along with the crabs.

Probably not a bad idea. The 80's called and they want his hairstyle back anyway.

Uh oh, does the band not work for everyone? How do I know that the band will work for me? What if I am the only person in the whole world that does not lose weight with the band??

im consuming 8000 thousand calories a day in the form of oreo's and chicken strips and i've never had a fill. what am i doing wrong?

More help whorin around? I was here to get some lessons from you! Crap!

Yeah, I TALK a good game, but... I think you need to talk to KC. She's queen ho around here these days.

Monkey,

Did you check with your doctor? Or the LBT experts? I know my doc said I could only drink white wine. Cause the band is white....otherwise it might reject or something. Red wine'll kill ya he said. At least I think it was him....coulda been Guido...

look I asked my surgeon and the computer programmer in the office next door AND I read 18 books I got from amazon but you do what your doc says.

Monkey,

Did you check with your doctor? Or the LBT experts? I know my doc said I could only drink white wine. Cause the band is white....otherwise it might reject or something. Red wine'll kill ya he said. At least I think it was him....coulda been Guido...

It might slip. Drinking red wine can make it slip or something like that. That's what I heard from my bff, dh, bil. So it must be true!

Oh, somebody save me from myself....I must stop reading the boards. There's a post about low libido....so many ways to respond.... Do you think they've considered donkeys?

If you can't say anything mean, than don't say. . . wait.

I am still confused about hydration? Beer, hard liquor, wine? I hate drinking water, so I think I just might like this band thing!

I think so long as you do clear liquids -- vodka, everclear, that sort of thing -- you're fine.

im consuming 8000 thousand calories a day in the form of oreo's and chicken strips and i've never had a fill. what am i doing wrong?

Add ice cream. You gotta have dairy, girl

im consuming 8000 thousand calories a day in the form of oreo's and chicken strips and i've never had a fill. what am i doing wrong?

You aren't getting enough water in. And the chicken must be fried. Plus you need some lettuce.

are you exercising? If you walk to and from the kitchen a lot you're building muscle and one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat so that's why.

look I asked my surgeon and the computer programmer in the office next door AND I read 18 books I got from amazon but you do what your doc says.

Holy Cow, bow down to the expert! Forget going to the surgeon, what do I need to do to get this band thingy in me? And will I be able to have unprotected sex? I don't wanna get preggers, but I heard the band acts as birth control, especially if you eat chicken strips!

Uh oh, does the band not work for everyone? How do I know that the band will work for me? What if I am the only person in the whole world that does not lose weight with the band??

Yanno, lookin' at your pic, I think you WOULD be the one person it won't work for. Sucks to be you.

Oh, somebody save me from myself....I must stop reading the boards. There's a post about low libido....so many ways to respond.... Do you think they've considered donkeys?

you mean someone's not 12 hours post op and and hornier than a 15yr old boy?

JEALOUS! and I wasn't going to say anything but sleep might be good for you!

Beauty sleep? Yeah, need more than most. Wait... :confused: