Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Plain - promise to let you play next time but only if you bring your own toys!

I'd hang my head in shame if I weren't a monkey. Instead I'll just go fling some poo.

I'd hang my head in shame if I weren't a monkey. Instead I'll just go fling some poo.

Fling it at Plain. We all do. He doesn't mind. In fact, he seems to kinda like it.

Plain - promise to let you play next time but only if you bring your own toys!

Now ya gone and done it. Have you SEEN his stash of toys? Good grief, he makes Larry Flint say WOWZA.

I am so jealous that you had all of this fun without me! ***stamping foot like a whiny 5 year old***

HEY Why did you change your name did you move? :thumbup:

Nope, everyone was calling me slim anyway, so I just decided that would be the name. It was what I wanted my name to be when I first signed up, but figured it was gone.

Ok well I'll try to adjust. :thumbup:

Yes you would've been a good addition last night. I came to the party late but tried to make up for it!

I read it all over a couple of hours this morning. I laughed until I cried!

I'm still chasing the damn donkey around our back yard.

I heard that plain has hired a u-haul to bring his toys to play. Man ya shouldn't have said anything! Be afraid, very afraid!:thumbup:

OK slim are you getting ready? It is still early for the fun.

KC my head hurts from trying to keep all your personalities in check. Please take your meds! Is fluffy alright? has all of fluffy's fur grown back? You didn't feed fluffy chicken strips didja and then feed fluffy to your boa?

Heck yeah! I am sitting here drinking my own version of the Fire Fly (I should never listen to plain). I am working on drink number 2 (techically 4 since I think I had about 3 oz in the first drink and 3 in this one). I can honestly say that I drank my calories today.

I'm all excited cuz at the last appt my doc told me that if carbonation doesn't hurt, I can drink beer etc. Very exciting :thumbup:

BUT tonight I have to start reviewing for the NCLEX. Have to take the darn thing 8/19 and I barely remember how to spell RN.

LOL Ok not that bad but still...

guess it would be really dumb to drink and review unless i plan to test drunk, too.

I heard that plain has hired a u-haul to bring his toys to play. Man ya shouldn't have said anything! Be afraid, very afraid!:thumbup:

OK slim are you getting ready? It is still early for the fun.

I thought plain Lives in a u-haul. At least, that's what he told me when he showed me his, um, toys.

Slim is always ready for fun. Take my word on that one! :laugh:

She's a good wingman.