Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Hello, Hello, HELLOOOOOO, now I feel like TPG. no one would answer her last night. She felt all alone.....I'm skeered:crying:

Sorry I'm still speechless thinking of plain in a madonna cone bra.

Anyone got a saddle?

Plain has 5 - or so I hear.

What have you bbeeeeeeeeyyyooottcchhhsssss been doing with out me? I suppose the party can now begin!

Plain has 5 - or so I hear.

What have you bbeeeeeeeeyyyooottcchhhsssss been doing with out me? I suppose the party can now begin!

I'm telling your momma on you about your language. she's gonna soap out your potty mouth!

I'm telling your momma on you about your language. she's gonna soap out your potty mouth!

Imagine my shock that you are too chicken to do something yourself - and a tattle tale to boot!

Rocky horror picture show!! Time for the pelvic thrust!

Okay, who's doin' what without me?

And three hours after? Sorry, you're screwed. You hafta keep that thing. You bought it, it's yours. Eat a double-double cheeseburger. You'll feel better.

I'm telling your momma on you about your language. she's gonna soap out your potty mouth!

Like PnkPottymouth? NOBODY was that good, not even KC. That beotch said stuff even I had never heard of. Like cooking.

Anybody home????

Anyone?

Even Plain would do.....

Somebody, I need help....

I've fallen and I can't get up...(not to be confused with can't get it up) See eBay for used up "parts" that used to go up but don't now 'cause my man got hisself one of those bands....

I've fallen and I can't get up...(not to be confused with can't get it up) See eBay for used up "parts" that used to go up but don't now 'cause my man got hisself one of those bands....

Well, gee didn't they tell him that would happen? He can't have sex again. That's how the band works.

I've had my band 3 hours and I just got home from the hospital and I hate it and i want it out. can I just go back and get it removed? will insurance pay?

They will only pay if you are pretty and have big boobs. Oh yea, you have to be blonde too.

Well, whether you're vomiting protein shakes or double-double cheeseburgers, the result is the same. So... which would you rather have? Cuz I promise, you will vomit either way. What they don't tell you is that is how you lose the weight. The band works like a mini trampoline which bounces everything back up. So enjoy the burger. Before it comes back up, of course...

Well, I think I'll try the triple cheeseburger from Wendy's. Do you think that will work?

They will only pay if you are pretty and have big boobs. Oh yea, you have to be blonde too.

damn...only 2 out of three.

Oh well I've had it 8 hours now and I love it.

damn...only 2 out of three.

Oh well I've had it 8 hours now and I love it.

Well a minute ago you said you hated it. Can't you make up your mind??

Why did everyone leave when I came in? IS IT BECAUSE I'M FAT???