Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Hey, we could eat the fruit salad! I am going to have a party in 2012 and I am going to have a bunch of booze, pizza and popcorn - how much should I eat?

Is you hazing lazangah? 'Cause if it's possum-zanga, I'm in. We can eat 3 whole plates. But only if they're paper. 'Cause I can't digest no more china.

DAY-am, you's lookin GOOD! And I'm not even homersexual!

Dang it. Now who's posting my pic and saying it's them?? Even if I am blonde now.

Is you hazing lazangah? 'Cause if it's possum-zanga, I'm in. We can eat 3 whole plates. But only if they're paper. 'Cause I can't digest no more china.

Chiner? Wow, you wus REEL hungee, wuzn't you?

Chiner? Wow, you wus REEL hungee, wuzn't you?

I heard that them china plates was good fer my band. I'm new and I don't know nuthin' tho. Maybe I should try Chinettes...they's smaller ya know

Is you hazing lazangah? 'Cause if it's possum-zanga, I'm in. We can eat 3 whole plates. But only if they're paper. 'Cause I can't digest no more china.

I might have to go with the china - i can't eat to many of those carbs!

DAY-am, you's lookin GOOD! And I'm not even homersexual!

I really should update my avi!

I think I need some protection!

You know Monkey - for a nanner sucking, knuckle dragging, flea-ridden mongrel - you're statements to the lasagna eaters and lovers were very profound - almost enlightened. K

uddos!

Why thank you KC. But you're still a Beotch!

Did you mug the stalker to get the film??? Hee Hee Hee

Did you mug the stalker to get the film??? Hee Hee Hee :)

The stalker got away (Monkey, I WILL get you!).

Welcome, new playpen person!

Did you mug the stalker to get the film??? Hee Hee Hee

I pay him to stalk me so I can achieve celebrity status!

Hellllooooo

Anybody home?

Any bodies?

No - the bodies have all been disposed of.

Well, thank goodness for that. I lost my shovel.

TPG

If I eat regular, full-fat vanilla ice cream with sugar-free caramel sauce, it cancels it out right??

No but low fat vanilla frozen yogurt with full fat caramel is ok