Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

OMG, I asked my doc if I could play tennis, have wild sex, ride a wild mustang, get a mustache and a tattoo, and be impregnated by HH and he said it was fine. Cause my band had slipped the last time I did all this without asking.

Then I read a post by a nun who said she went swimming with HH 2 days out and got preggers. He told her the band would save her soul but forgot to mention that it's not really birth control.

Then, after that, I read that someone on here actually called their surgeon at home to make sure that yellow was still the preferred color for pee.

Now my question is this. Can I eat the rest of my chocolate cupcake? Now? It has no frosting if this could be a problem.

TPG

Sure, no problem.

I'm turning over a new leaf cuz Monkey seems to think I'm slinging poo a bit too much.

Damn it all. I knew I shouldn't have let the freaking possum have all the frosting. But, I kinda felt like I owed it to him for his, um, favors... and his silence.

Damn it all. I knew I shouldn't have let the freaking possum have all the frosting. But, I kinda felt like I owed it to him for his, um, favors... and his silence.

Well... okay, here's a thought. Stay with me here.

If you puree him right soon after he ate the frosting, aren't you ALSO eating frosting too?

Okay, I'm really starting to have issues with my band.

It's round with a hole, so it always makes me think of donuts... I have a donut inside me that I can't eat.

I don't think I can handle it. I'm eyeballing my nail clippers...

Beth,

I recently had to break it to HH that FINAO didn't like him. He was crushed, of course.

Now dear, I think it's possible that just maybe, sorta, kinda, that some of the readers maybe don't, um, like you . It seems that they prefer to get their info from their BFFs and strangers who also got their info from their BFFs.

Sorry to have to share this with you. Chin up though! We loves ya here!!

TPG

Ok EVERYBODY LAY OFF THE POSSUM.

Notice I said "Lay OFF". Not "LAY"

Poor "o" possum anyway. He's Beth's 5th cousin and doesn't deserve such treatment.

Beth,

I recently had to break it to HH that FINAO didn't like him. He was crushed, of course.

Now dear, I think it's possible that just maybe, sorta, kinda, that some of the readers maybe don't, um, like you . It seems that they prefer to get their info from their BFFs and strangers who also got their info from their BFFs.

Sorry to have to share this with you. Chin up though! We loves ya here!!

TPG

tough love in action. :biggrin:

Beth is just misunderstood.

And HH is gonna be in some flung poo.

Okay, I'm really starting to have issues with my band.

It's round with a hole, so it always makes me think of donuts... I have a donut inside me that I can't eat.

I don't think I can handle it. I'm eyeballing my nail clippers...

Nail clippers are too slow. Go for the weedeater! And send the donuts to me...

The possum slushie is a great idea. Will the fur get caught in my band or will the frosting loosen it up?

Okay, I'm really starting to have issues with my band.

It's round with a hole, so it always makes me think of donuts... I have a donut inside me that I can't eat.

I don't think I can handle it. I'm eyeballing my nail clippers...

Don't do it, don't listen to the voices....

You are all beginning to scare me a bit. I had my suspicions before - now confirmed, that I remain the sole sane poster on this thread.

Beth,

I recently had to break it to HH that FINAO didn't like him. He was crushed, of course.

Now dear, I think it's possible that just maybe, sorta, kinda, that some of the readers maybe don't, um, like you . It seems that they prefer to get their info from their BFFs and strangers who also got their info from their BFFs.

Sorry to have to share this with you. Chin up though! We loves ya here!!

TPG

Wait... they don't... they don't LIKE me? What are you saying?? Seriously??? I'm stuck with YOU losers?

Now I'm REALLY depressed. Where's the pureed possum a la mode with caramel sauce and chocolate sprinkles? *sob*

You are all beginning to scare me a bit. I had my suspicions before - now confirmed, that I remain the sole sane poster on this thread.

Those voices keep telling you that, don't they? Poor dear...

You are all beginning to scare me a bit. I had my suspicions before - now confirmed, that I remain the sole sane poster on this thread.

Uh, yeah. That's right.

You're the sane one. Uh huh. Just let me back out of this room and you can keep the pretty scissors........

Sprinkles will make your band slip. Seems you've gone stooopid again. BTW, did Michael Jackson die?

Okay, why am I hearing the EEEEE EEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE sound from Psycho the second KC showed up??