Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I took some nekkid pictures of myself today, but I hafta say, this band makes my va-jay-jay hurt a bit. I think it's swole...

Honey, we know you try with that razor but maybe it's time to go to wax. Lots of wax .

Another squatter break the glass coffee table? Happens to me ALL the time.

I've already told you, YOU breaking your own coffee table as you film your anus doing WHAA WHAA WHAA puckers does NOT count.

Honey, we know you try with that razor but maybe it's time to go to wax. Lots of wax .

But first I hafta be able to sit down, and, well, you can see what a problem that may be.

Good news is, I found a sammich lost in there. YUM!

I've already told you, YOU breaking your own coffee table as you film your anus doing WHAA WHAA WHAA puckers does NOT count.

I'm always sooooo relieved when I find that others do that too!

I've already told you, YOU breaking your own coffee table as you film your anus doing WHAA WHAA WHAA puckers does NOT count.

Oh. In that case, It NEVER happens to me.

But first I hafta be able to sit down, and, well, you can see what a problem that may be.

Good news is, I found a sammich lost in there. YUM!

It were a tuna sammich I bets.

Ok I have to go clean up my kitchen. HH and plain are pigs.

Plus I may have to PB after reading the sandwich comment...AGAIN!

Sluts

It were a tuna sammich I bets.:biggrin:

Kinda like cheese. Curds, actually. But still yummy. It's like finding change in the cushions, but with food and a swollen va-jay-jay.

Filthy sluts.

Ok I have to go clean up my kitchen. HH and plain are pigs.

Plus I may have to PB after reading the sandwich comment...AGAIN!

Sluts

On a serious note, Monkey, I think it was KC that told us the story about the sandwich in a lady's rolls.

She was very overweight (over 500 pounds, I think) and came in with an infection. When they checked her over, there was a sandwich that had gotten wedged in her fat rolls that had gone all green and eaten into her skin, causing infection.

Pretty sad and gross, really...

Kinda like cheese. Curds, actually. But still yummy. It's like finding change in the cushions, but with food and a swollen va-jay-jay.

Pardon me. Band or no band, I think I gotta PB and slime. Icky poo.

Filthy sluts.

So... I'm succeeding??

Ok I have to go clean up my kitchen. HH and plain are pigs.

You may be doing the pigs a disservice with that comparison

Pardon me. Band or no band, I think I gotta PB and slime. Icky poo.

No, no poo. I do draw the line, yanno... I mean, what do you take me for??

If I get a slip Beth from erking...you've managed to do what even HH's erm johnson didn't.

Ah plain, you're right as usual. :biggrin: Texas pigs are some fine swine.

I was really grossed out until you threw infection in there. THAT i can handle. well, I wouldn't HANDLE it.

oh never mind! :biggrin:

Where is that "how can I make myself puke" thread?