Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm pathetic? Well, I'm so sorry I don't have a cool band like you do, but I'm still worthwhile and good and kind...

....and I know a great lasagna slushie recipe....that I'm not sharing with you, KC. So there!! :drool:

kinda - I find it pathetic that:

- You took nude pics of yourself

- What you look like

- That I looked at them in the first place

- that I took a second look and stared trying to decide if it was you or an alien being with appendages

so yes - pathetic is the word

Plain,

The pics weren't so much pathetic as just scary! I didn't know you were that uh, well, um, agile. Or that hairy. Yikes.

well now that you say it - my band is pretty damn cool but yours is too - I guess

kinda - I find it pathetic that:

- You took nude pics of yourself

- What you look like

- That I looked at them in the first place

- that I took a second look and stared trying to decide if it was you or an alien being with appendages

so yes - pathetic is the word

My vote is for alien. It explains a lot :drool:.

Plain,

The pics weren't so much pathetic as just scary! I didn't know you were that uh, well, um, agile. Or that hairy. Yikes.

Momma always said those qualities were what me a special, special boy.

Anybody (RN, medical type person - not street skank druggy, please) have any idea if a couple of old cyclobenzaprines are gonna kill me? I think they're a year or so out of date. Maybe.

Momma always said those qualities were what me a special, special boy.

Spent a lot of time on that little bus, huh?

Anybody (RN, medical type person - not street skank druggy, please) have any idea if a couple of old cyclobenzaprines are gonna kill me? I think they're a year or so out of date. Maybe.

Long as you don't wash 'em down with a frosty glass of heroin all should be well. Of course, I'm not a medical person in any way, shape, or form....and I don't even play one on TV.

I play one on tv - when I'm not whoring it up on the corner

I'm good then. I washed 'em down with a lasagna smoothie...heavy on the parmesan cheese. Thanks for the answer. I figured you'd tell me to check with my surgeon. Sure, like I'd ever call him (again) at 1 am. That restraining order has sure put a crimp in my style. The food at the jail was nice though. And I made many new friends. Beth's vajayjay pic brought back some fine memories. I think I recognized some...uh, never mind. They never did return my "blade" though :drool:. Funny, a little time on your hands and you can create weapons from all kinds of jailhouse treasures. You should see my paperclip lap band though. Sure, it hurts a little, but no pain, no gain.

TPG

Nighty night, all :drool:

Bite me!!!

there is no biting allowed in the nice relaxing haze of a good muscle relaxant!!

Is it true that muscle relaxers also relax the stoma? If that's true then I just found a way to eat those chicken strips! W00t!