Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'd like to say I am personally repulsed by everybody that's posted on this thread, but that wouldn't stop me from having sex with all of you. At the same time. Except for the donkey....I want to take my time there.

I'd like to say I am personally repulsed by everybody that's posted on this thread, but that wouldn't stop me from having sex with all of you. At the same time. Except for the donkey....I want to take my time there.

I didn't think it was possible for you to be repulsed - one of your more endearing qualities!

My best friend's sister's husband's neice's cousin said I could give my own self a fill using a turkey baster with a needle on the end. Will that work???

My best friend's sister's husband's neice's cousin said I could give my own self a fill using a turkey baster with a needle on the end. Will that work???

Yes, but remember to "boil" the soda pop (to kill the germs) before you inject it into the port. I guess you could use Water.

I'd say just use the turkey juice. Right out of the pan it might be kinda hot...but, well....

I'd say just use the turkey juice. Right out of the pan it might be kinda hot...but, well....

just do it 1st thing in the morning. hot liquids are good for the band!!

I'd like to say I am personally repulsed by everybody that's posted on this thread, but that wouldn't stop me from having sex with all of you. At the same time. Except for the donkey....I want to take my time there.

Lay off the donkey. The poor thing is still on antibiotics from your last "visit". He also seems very afraid of boots and stirrups...

Since no one is answering me and you all have your own little click I'm leaving the boards!!! :biggrin::w00t:

Since no one is answering me and you all have your own little click I'm leaving the boards!!! :w00t::smile:

Me too!:biggrin: :smile::smile:

Helllllllllllllooooooooooooo

Anybody home?

There's a thread offering good wishes to RestlessMonkey...she takes/took her boards today. It's posted in the Lounge.

Edited August 19, 200916 yr by ThePoolGirl
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Helllllllllllllooooooooooooo

Anybody home?

There's a thread offering good wishes to RestlessMonkey...she takes/took her boards today. It's posted in the Lounge.

Thanks! I'll go look! :biggrin:

I'm thinking maybe a career in counter service....

I'm not wishing her luck. I only feel better from putting people down!

Besides plain If I don't pass you can keep me enslaved, catering to the donkey.

AS in mucking out the stable, changing the hay, brushing him. DIRTY MINDS!!

I'm new here. Where's the Lounge?

I'm also new here. What does all this have to do with the lapband? I thought this was a lapband site. Everybody needs to cut the foolishness and talk. about. lapband. stuff.