Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Plain - just like you to pretend to be all above us in front of your Mod pals - tsk tsk

I'm not pretending.

I'm not pretending.

Wow so your head really does fill that giant hoodie - it's not just an optical illusion!

Plain - just like you to pretend to be all above us in front of your Mod pals - tsk tsk

You know my power turns you on.

Wow so your head really does fill that giant hoodie - it's not just an optical illusion!

That's not a hoodie, it's my stomach folded over. Thank you for making fun of my physical appearance. I'm going back to obesityhelp where people are actually nice.

What's obesityhelp? Can they help me??

You know my power turns you on.

That's not a hoodie, it's my stomach folded over. Thank you for making fun of my physical appearance. I'm going back to obesityhelp where people are actually nice.

Ok so I was turned on - until the whole stomach folded over comment!

I'd like to say I am personally repulsed by everybody that's posted on this thread, but that wouldn't stop me from having sex with all of you. At the same time. Except for the donkey....I want to take my time there.

Bullchit, Plain. You wanna get right on that donkey. Don't ask how I know.

oh please do - i'd prefer one who had to revise to the sleeve. most mods fall into that category right????

cause this ole' band never causes problems - unless you do it to yourself.....

Mine's a rubberBAND. Does that count? :confused:

That's not a hoodie, it's my stomach folded over.

That's hawt. No, really.

:confused: Did anyone see KC's mushroom photo on PJTP? :drool:

Don't like mushrooms?

Those are some healthy mushrooms. Just bursting from the soil...yearning to...uh, never mind.

I think you'll make a bundle if you put 'em on eBay! :confused:.

Not exactly sure what catagory you should list them in tho.

I wonder if those schrooms are edible? I'm...uh...asking for a friend.

Are you asking for a taste?

I wonder if those schrooms are edible? I'm...uh...asking for a friend.

Plain, what you and your donkey do in the privacy of the stables is your business. No one here would ever judge you!

And KC - exactly what kind of seeds did you plant?????

I swear - I went out to water my lemon tree one morning - and there they were!