Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

It's what exercises I can do, not exercise.

I think his home base is San Francisco.

Why am I SO not surprised that Plain knows this??

I tried the push ups, they were too painful. What if I go swimming with open sores from my surgery - would that be okay?

Meeh, the chlorine will be fine for the sores. But if you're not sure, maybe rub a mud pack on them first.

CONGRATULATIONS to RestlessMonkey! She passed her boards!! Whoo hooo!

Congrats restless monkey!

Welcome to the finest profession there is! We may have had a very unglamorous beginning - but we kick ass and have job security now!

CONGRATULATIONS to RestlessMonkey! She passed her boards!! Whoo hooo!

Congrats! That means you can do your own fills now and the rest of ours too right?????

Are you asking for a taste?

I love that this is the top of the page when I opened this thread.

It's soo...dirty - I love it.

I love that this is the top of the page when I opened this thread.

It's soo...dirty - I love it.

I just spit crystal light all over my macbook - if I short out - I'm blaming you!

They are pretty though ----- no?

Soo...KC's a spitter.

Good to know.

Soo...KC's a spitter.

Good to know.

I am very disappointed in you KC. dont you know spitters are quitters? That a lady never spits? Has the donkey taught you nothing at all?

Omg!!!!!!!

The first dirty joke I learned was this:

What's the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow.

I didn't get it for YEARS, then one day was like: OOOOHHHHHH.

....to each their own!

The first dirty joke I learned was this:

What's the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow.

I didn't get it for YEARS, then one day was like: OOOOHHHHHH.

<snicker, snicker>

The first dirty joke I learned was this:

What's the difference between like and love?

spit or swallow.

I didn't get it for YEARS, then one day was like: OOOOHHHHHH.

i will be keeping this joke for future inappropriate use!!