Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

It SAYS lapband but it's really a site for the sleeve

if you want the lapband, you idiot, go elsewhere. :biggrin:

My god restless. You are such a big know it all. Who do you think you are? A nurse or something??

LOL! I took the NCLEX this am so I think this evening I'm almost unemployable. What a head trip!

But by tomorrow? tomorrow I'll be all: yes I know what's best for you. :biggrin:

It SAYS lapband but it's really a site for the sleeve

if you want the lapband, you idiot, go elsewhere. :biggrin:

Are you sure? Did you check with your surgeon?

I heard if anybody chooses a weightloss surgery other than the band, it makes the saints cry.

I heard if anybody chooses a weightloss surgery other than the band, it makes the saints cry.

Not the saints silly! just all the people that are now fatter than you!!

Not the saints silly! just all the people that are now fatter than you!!

Jennifer, I don't appreciate being "quoted" by people that don't agree with me. Clearly you are a horrible human being that has a problem with armpit odors. Leave me alone.

Jennifer that was hard for plain to say because I know he's generally excessively attracted to armpit odor.

I heard if anybody chooses a weightloss surgery other than the band, it makes the saints cry.

Ah, yes. The Saint of the Former Fat-Assedness. Boo hoo.

I heard if anybody chooses a weightloss surgery other than the band, it makes the saints cry.

Why would a football team care what WLS we get? :biggrin:

Jennifer that was hard for plain to say because I know he's generally excessively attracted to armpit odor.

Sorry, Be Back Later...<going to 7-11 for deodorant>:biggrin:

Jennifer, I don't appreciate being "quoted" by people that don't agree with me. Clearly you are a horrible human being that has a problem with armpit odors. Leave me alone.

of course i'm a terrible you human being. Don't you know the skinnier you are the bigger bitch you are. but i object to the armpit odor accusation!! i showered 2x today darn it!!:biggrin:

of course i'm a terrible you human being. Don't you know the skinnier you are the bigger bitch you are. but i object to the armpit odor accusation!! i showered 2x today darn it!!:biggrin:

Honey, that rectangle looking thing there in your shower is SOAP. You have to add water...will not work dry. Please try again! Sniff :w00t:

I'm crushed. I may have to start multiple threads about this rude behavior!

Is it just me or do 2 of the recent posts seem too similar? There's one about 'where I'm stuck' and one about 'calling roto rooter'.... I'm athinkin' that those 2 folks are actually together somewhere and have done sumthin' they shouldnta have outta done... But, that's just IMHO