Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Beth there is a thread about "Brazilian Waxing". You might want to take your vah-jay-jay picture over there and see if they can help you.

Hehehe, just to stir crap up, right? :drool:

TPG I'm going to tell them you really only like missionary style in the dark. And not with donkeys, possums, and beth's brother. so there. pfffft

and plain...it was his star turn in Full Metal Jacket.

Ok even I don't buy that. The cell, the bug man in MIB, you name it. he has, um, elegant hands. :drool:

I was gonna mention the Brazilian wax thread to Beth but I wasn't sure there were any tweezers anywhere up for that task :drool: or enuff wax...

My cousin actually worked on a film with him. Vincent, not plain.

I KNEW you didn't mean plain. You wouldn't use plain and "work" in the same sentence. DUH!

And if I ever met him (VDO) I'd probably think he was a moron or something....

TPG I'm going to tell them you really only like missionary style in the dark. And not with donkeys, possums, and beth's brother. so there. pfffft

Actually, I'm more of a "solo" act these days. :drool:

Hehehe, just to stir crap up, right? :drool:

Well your friend "fatchixrus" or whatever her name is posted there.

but it's fairly tame.

I KNEW you didn't mean plain. You wouldn't use plain and "work" in the same sentence. DUH!

And if I ever met him (VDO) I'd probably think he was a moron or something....

Wait, I'm confused again. Please remember - I'm new. So is Plain the moron? My roofer who looked like VDO was a moron. I think he used to have a lap band but it got caught around a chimney and stretched.

And, I think you all are picking on me 'cause I'm new and haven't been bandeded yet. Or unbandededed either.

Okay, the damage is done on the Brazilian thread. :drool:

Actually, I'm more of a "solo" act these days. :drool:

So you hang with BOB. Always there for you, doesn't need to talk afterward, never snores....not so bad.

And, I think you all are picking on me 'cause I'm new and haven't been bandeded yet. Or unbandededed either.

No, dear, we pick on you because you're slow. There there...

ROFLMAO

If they make fun of you after they see the damage shot, well, damn them.

LOL

Come on! Let's bet. How many posters will think Beth is serious and will be "mad" at her??? I'm going with 3 by 4 o'clock tomorrow afternoon. Any takers?

Well, heading to bed. I did wash today so I have to replace the rubber sheets. Good thoughts for me that I don't wet the bed tonight. Just ONCE I'd like to NOT have to wash the dog for smelling like pee.

I started to post "Now you know why Beth is so harsh" LOL LOL

but I have a reputation "out there" I have to uphold. LOL

Wait, I'm confused again. Please remember - I'm new. So is Plain the moron? My roofer who looked like VDO was a moron. I think he used to have a lap band but it got caught around a chimney and stretched.

And, I think you all are picking on me 'cause I'm new and haven't been bandeded yet. Or unbandededed either.

Yep, I'm the resident moron. Only I prefer the term "awesome". Mom told me they mean the same thing.

Okay, the damage is done on the Brazilian thread. :drool:

Heehee...Punny.