Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

Filthy slut?

On a serious note, Monkey, I think it was KC that told us the story about the sandwich in a lady's rolls.

She was very overweight (over 500 pounds, I think) and came in with an infection. When they checked her over, there was a sandwich that had gotten wedged in her fat rolls that had gone all green and eaten into her skin, causing infection.

Pretty sad and gross, really...

NOt me - I just commented

You may be doing the pigs a disservice with that comparison

Understatement

Poo is my domain TPG. Don't make me come over there.

NOt me - I just commented

I thought it was you cuz you SAY you're a nurse'n all.

Maybe Glouc? I remember reading it last week sometime. Ugh...

I was considering tuna or cottage cheese for lunch tomorrow. Hmmm, better head to Whopper Land instead. Fries and soda will wash the memory of the chunky sandwich du jour out of my head....I hope.

You are all sick sick sick. Now I am.

My brain's still on fire thinking of Plain on that glass table... :drool: oops, I mean

Poo is my domain TPG. Don't make me come over there.

Eh, you don't scare me! One banana cream pie and you're so busy snarfing I can quicky run to the safe arms of PG or HH. Now, WasaB....she scares the poo right out of me!

TPG

Here:

Take two of these and call me in the morning.

My brain's still on fire thinking of Plain on that glass table... :drool: oops, I mean

Warning: Do NOT use flash photography while under table. You could blind yourself! All that reflection and white uh, areas...And then your band will slip.

Ok. If I like Tim Curry in drag...does that make me, what? I mean, besides odd.

Ok. If I like Tim Curry in drag...does that make me, what? I mean, besides odd.

That's enough, isn't it? :drool:

Monkey,

32 minutes 'til VD on LOCI...

I thought it was you cuz you SAY you're a nurse'n all.

Maybe Glouc? I remember reading it last week sometime. Ugh...

I believe it was Slim.

My brain's still on fire thinking of Plain on that glass table... :drool: oops, I mean

Should I post those shots on facebook?

Ok. If I like Tim Curry in drag...does that make me, what? I mean, besides odd.

Nothing else, just odd.

Waahhhhhhh

I'll never look as good as Tim Curry in drag. :drool:

RM, do tell...Is it the leather or the pearl necklace that gets ya goin'?