Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

It's not Beth's possum that's powerful.

Or so I've heard. From her 5th cousin, the possum.

and her brother.

Just saw the HH response. Beth, just exactly what did you do to/for/with HH??? Please send complete instructions via e-mail. You must have some powerful possum, girl :biggrin:

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand.

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand. :biggrin:

How odd. He's NEVER like putty with me.

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand. :biggrin:

Man, I'll bet when that band slips...well, um..never mind. I need a minute alone, please .

How odd. He's NEVER like putty with me.

Oh, YOU TRAMP!

Okay, he's like hardened clay after it's been fired in the kiln.

Band in the va-jay-jay. He's like putty in my hand. :biggrin:

Ah, Silly Putty. That sure explains the erm johnson thread .

Okay, he's like hardened clay after it's been fired in the kiln.

Brittle???

With me, honey Maple. A very hard wood.

Brittle???

Okay, this ain't workin' so hot. My poor man toy is being dissed. He's the only guy who shows me any attention, too. Poor HH...

Brittle???

Nut brittle

With me, honey Maple. A very hard wood.

Ooooh, you said hard wood!

I'll be right back.

I have such a hard time being slutty.

Monkey, what am I doing wrong?

What do you mean 'hard time being slutty' - you the queen slut my dear!

I am not sure. I have an old, stained "Penthouse Forum" that I constantly refer to.

I also like how I said "wardrobe malfunction" and that tied back, in a roundabout way, to MJ.

Just show me the pic of Tim Curry again and I'll settle down.

What do you mean 'hard time being slutty' - you the queen slut my dear!

she was just being nice to me, KC. It's the new Beth.