Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

little early for you to be going to bed isn't it Beth?

*sigh*

NO... I had the dog and a jar of creamy peanut butter. SO??

I feel lonely

Often, no doubt. Nobody likes you.

I play one on tv - when I'm not whoring it up on the corner

Yet you're lonely. Hmmm, two plus two...

HH, the link for the swimming post is http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f178/going-swimming-1-1-2-weeks-post-op-100281/

enjoy!

I have an actual lap question!!

After I get a lap band, will I then have a lap on which to place my laptop? Right now, I just call it a notebook but it's suffering an identity crisis . My computer that is. I'll never tell what I call my lap.

Oh absolutely! I sit here and get sweaty thighs nightly with mine.

Oh absolutely! I sit here and get sweaty thighs nightly with mine.

Well, now I'm jealous. If you'll remember, pnkPotty told me that I was all dried up. Darn friction burns.

your alot of ignerant sluts.

Whatever I can do to be more like you Plain!

He's just jealous. He wanted to be the queen ignernt slut and, well... he's more than met his match. Now he's just a queen.

your alot of ignerant sluts.

Yo Daddy!!

I aint ignerent.

I is! :thumbup::sneaky::wub::thumbup::drool::sneaky: stooopid 10 character limit

I aint ignerent.

Isn't the ignernet where you look up stuff on your computer?

No that's innernet.