Can I get pregnant after eating chicken strips three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson music? Inquiring minds want to know.

I swear - I went out to water my lemon tree one morning - and there they were!

Oooh, I just love a visit from the Pecker Fairy!

Oh, I meant Pepper Fairy, yeah, I did, really.

And you're gonna make the guys on the Erm Johnson thread jealous. You're cruel and twisted....oooh, baby.

Oooh, I just love a visit from the Pecker Fairy!

I think his home base is San Francisco.

I think his home base is San Francisco.

Visited a time or two, huh?

Visited a time or two, huh?

Sadly, no. I am in need of like, 14 visits to get to "average"

is anybody here that can help me?

I just got my band yesterday and I am wondering what kind of exercise I can do?

Is anybody going to respond? You people are just mean! I posted and if I am not in your clique you won't help me! I am never going to post here again.

Will somebody respond???

Okay, I will help you just this once. You should be doing push ups as soon as you get home from the hospital. Follow that with some weight lifting. Maybe 15 pounds on each side.

If you feel any pain - ignore it! It's just the muscles attacking your band. Nothing to worry about!

I tried the push ups, they were too painful. What if I go swimming with open sores from my surgery - would that be okay?

Well, that's what I'm planning to do. So, yes. It'll be fine. If your bandages fall off, just rip off some duct tape and stick 'em back on. You'll be fine, I promise.

Heading to bed. Nighty night, folks! Take care.

I tried the push ups, they were too painful. What if I go swimming with open sores from my surgery - would that be okay?

Hey, I LOVE the new avi and hair!!

or rather, I would......If I loved crap!

Duct tape - I will add that to my list of things to buy before surgery!

Nighty, night!

What the heck! You should just stop picking on people! Because of you I just might go shave it all off. You have hurt my self-esteem and without your support I just might have to leave this place and never come back. You are a mean, mean person!