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I don't think I'll tell anyone I'm having surgery. Do you think any one will notice if I lose like 70 pounds?

I would advise not telling anybody about your surgery. They will hardly notice the weight loss. Just make sure you talk alot about exercise and they will think that you are doing it "the old-fashion" way!:confused:

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No, they have to go through your vagina to adjust it.

Shee-it... Well if I'dda knowd that, I would have done it too and had it tightened. Hubby's been complaning about the extra room up there. And it makes all those "farty" sounds when we... well... it makes the dogs start crying.

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What about my husband? Should I tell him? Do you think he will really notice 5 cuts on my belly and that I don't eat real food for a month?

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What about my husband? Should I tell him? Do you think he will really notice 5 cuts on my belly and that I don't eat real food for a month?

I dunno, does he f*ck or pay attention to you now? Doubt it.

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Shee-it... Well if I'dda knowd that, I would have done it too and had it tightened. Hubby's been complaning about the extra room up there. And it makes all those "farty" sounds when we... well... it makes the dogs start crying.

You will have some extra room for awhile and then it will start to sag! So get it while you can!

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Insurance will pay for the band IF:

You are too cute for words

Plan to eat Whoppers for lunch on the way home from the hospital

Your IQ is lower than your BMI

You are allergic to donkeys and pickles

You never plan to visit Mexico or Argentina

You plan to have triplets 2 mos. after surgery

Your boyfriend is named Willie

No exceptions!

TPG

Please note the BMI/IQ requirement. It's possible to confuse the 2 numbers...hence your need for the band.

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You will have some extra room for awhile and then it will start to sag! So get it while you can!

You mean my already three-inch vulva will SAG? So I'll have to start rolling them up like my titties? Gawd, I hate my band.

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Insurance will pay for the band IF:

You are too cute for words

Plan to eat Whoppers for lunch on the way home from the hospital

Your IQ is lower than your BMI

You are allergic to donkeys and pickles

You never plan to visit Mexico or Argentina

You plan to have triplets 2 mos. after surgery

Your boyfriend is named Willie

No exceptions!

TPG

Please note the BMI/IQ requirement. It's possible to confuse the 2 numbers...hence your need for the band.

Crap, looks like I got mine in time! I don't have a boyfriend named Willie.

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I have a question? I was told by my neighbors mommas great aunt Ethel that I can do my own fills. just like giving myself a diabetes shot. Can I use the Pickle Juice left over from your pickles for my fill? I want to fill it up real quick cause I don't want to have the bandster hell I hear about. I got banded 3 days ago.

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Insurance will pay for the band IF:

You are too cute for words

Plan to eat Whoppers for lunch on the way home from the hospital

Your IQ is lower than your BMI

You are allergic to donkeys and pickles

You never plan to visit Mexico or Argentina

You plan to have triplets 2 mos. after surgery

Your boyfriend is named Willie

No exceptions!

TPG

Please note the BMI/IQ requirement. It's possible to confuse the 2 numbers...hence your need for the band.

Wow! Do you think they will pay for my PS too? I have noticed that I have alot of excess skin. Does anybody no anything about this? Has this happened to anybody else? Is anybody out there?

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I have a question? I was told by my neighbors mommas great aunt Ethel that I can do my own fills. just like giving myself a diabetes shot. Can I use the Pickle Juice left over from your pickles for my fill? I want to fill it up real quick cause I don't want to have the bandster hell I hear about. I got banded 3 days ago.

Pickle juice MIGHT erode the band from the inside (note, drinking it is fine). However, I have noticed that liquid detergent works really well.

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Wow! Do you think they will pay for my PS too? I have noticed that I have alot of excess skin. Does anybody no anything about this? Has this happened to anybody else? Is anybody out there?

Sorry, you're f*cked. Thinner, yes, but you look like a melted candle, right? That's what you get for eating too many Big Macs in the first place. Deal. Maybe join the circus as the amazing melting woman.

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