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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

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I like the sea world one. and the echo.

No joke, I did know a guy that I went camping with. After a few days of not showering, and sleeping in his dirty tent, he had a twig in his belly button....

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he had a twig in his belly button.... :thumbup:

Oh, and ...Yo momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

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I have been wiping the tears away!!!

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

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Kids gave me another one:

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

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ahem....(clears throat).....

Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says: To be continued.

Your mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ”Stop that Twinkie!”

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

.....back to my fishing and hiking in the sierras....

HH

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No joke, I did know a guy that I went camping with. After a few days of not showering, and sleeping in his dirty tent, he had a twig in his belly button....

Quit telling stories about me

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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

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Kids gave me another one:

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

oooooh....that one hits home a little bit (pre-banding days!)

Quit telling stories about me

No! :)

Your Momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the t.v. I missed the whole series.

Your Momma's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.

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Yo momma so fat if she was two inches taller she would be perfectly round.

Yo mamma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

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oooooh....that one hits home a little bit (pre-banding days!)

Maybe they were telling jokes about their momma?? EEK!

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If you enjoy this thread the way I have check out this week's THE Soup on E!. It cracked me up. And I thought this group would get a kick out of it.

About 1/2 thru they bust on More to Love, and Dance your ass off. I actually watched it twice!!

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