Your Momma's so fat that when she ate skittles she broke the rainbow.

Your momma is so fat that when the waiter brought the menu, she said, "Yes, and a diet coke."

** cheeks still hurt to reply from the giggles **

Ya mamma's so fat that when she cut herself, she bled gravy.

Ya mamma's so fat that when she cut herself, she bled gravy.

now is that country gravy or - italian gravy???

now is that country gravy or - italian gravy???

Country Gravy. Is there any other kind?!?

Mmm. Gravy!

Another from DD:

Your momma's so fat, when she wore yellow to school the kids yelled: the busses are here.

Ya momma's so fat the circus called and asked her to sub for one of the elephants!

I love these. Why do I love these so much?

I love these. Why do I love these so much?

Because they are so un-PC!!

Well, this is no chicken thread....but fun anyway...in a junior high kinda way!! :wink:

Yo mama is so fat she beeps when she backs up.

i wanna play, your mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, to be continued

i wanna play, your mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, to be continued

Good one! :wink2:

this is toooo funny....i found a good one!! LOL!!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. :nanahump::wink2:

your mama's so fat she laid on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water