Your Momma's so fat that when she ate skittles she broke the rainbow.

So...yeah, it's not the chicken thread - but it does make me giggle.

I'm waiting for the ones to come and say, "There are overweight mothers here who come here for support and how dare you make fun of them."

I love the taxi one!!!!

From Brandy:

"Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled off of the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.

Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"

Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell out, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Ya momma's so fat the farmer mistook her for part of the herd.

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator.

Yo mama's so fat in order to "do the nasty" you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama' so hairy...

...they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

...you got rug-burn when you werer born!

re: flour - ROLFLMAO

Holy crap, that's funny.

I'm tapped out! I have no more - I was never good at this.

Yo momma's so fat ... her car has s-t-r-e-t-c-h marks ! :thumbup:

Your Momma's so fat that when she ate skittles she broke the rainbow.

Yo daddy!!

LMAO:lol::drool::tt2:

You know there are fat mothers that come here for support, but your momma's so fat that when she wears red they think she's the Kool-aid man!

OK so I see that's already been done before, I'll have to steal another one!

Yo mama's so fat in order to "do the nasty" you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

hahahaha! That's so wrong I love it lol never heard that one before!

Ya mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps

Yo mama's so fat in order to "do the nasty" you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Ok, they were all funny, but this one takes the prize!:confused:

Yo mama's so fat that she has to take a bath at sea world!

Yo Mama is so fat that when her thighs rub together it smells like ham cookin'!

Debbie!

Edited August 14, 200916 yr by serenity55

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard