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Ok, I just read the BC thread and now know about the origin of this one. Man, I'm such a jackass.

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Poor, poor Ken.

Perhaps it will have the success of my self help book: Tissues and Tears: Getting it Done Alone

I have nothing to say here because it's making me laugh too hard to talk or type....

Rho I am married not dead :sad:

:biggrin:

Man, I'm such a jackass.

This statement is 100%, totally, absolutely untrue...I'm not a man.

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maybe we could contact weight watchers, they might know a points value, or evn have we thought about the saturated fats?

what if they have had pinapple juice, is it then higher in sugars? even if it does taste better, i think more research needs to be done,

ill ask the prime minister for a grant!!!

sus

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I heard a joke recently that fits this topic well- hope you guys agree - I know my husband did.

A young lady asks her doctor " doc, how many calories are in semen?" The doctor (who was male of course) replied " honey if your sucking that much di*k who cares if your fat!" I thought it was funny, hope you did too!

Crystal

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My husband made a comment about how at least I wasn't screwing up the liquids phase of the post op diet...

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this topic is hilarous.

I drink pineapple juice so it's supposed to improve the flavor - also You'll get a full servings of fruit that way. lol :tongue:

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My husband made a comment about how at least I wasn't screwing up the liquids phase of the post op diet...

OMFG I have tears in my eyes laughing so hard! I'll have to remember this in reverse when I'm banded!

"Hey, honey, at least I won't be cheating in my liquids phase..." *sultry look*

LOVE IT!:w00t: <--- haha perfect smilie!

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I heard a joke recently that fits this topic well- hope you guys agree - I know my husband did.

A young lady asks her doctor " doc, how many calories are in semen?" The doctor (who was male of course) replied " honey if your sucking that much di*k who cares if your fat!" I thought it was funny, hope you did too!

Crystal

this is the best joke i have heard in a long time.....thanks for the laugh:lol:

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I don't think it should be the calories or nutritional content you should be concerned about as much as the fact that it is a 'slider food'. Hahahahhahahaha! Sorry, could not resist!

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I really hope Brandy's acct wasn't suspended just because of this post. C'mon, have a sense of humor! If you can't handle the topic material, don't read it - it's not like the title didn't give away what she was going for!:w00t:

Honestly, if we can have a 30 page thread about anal sex in the powder room, what's wrong with a thread about oral sex?

Prudes!

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I agree with rafa!

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