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Raise your hand if you can tell that I had a long, difficult day & I am now releasing my pent-up energy into comic form for your enjoyment!

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Michelle: You are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh.... to add to the carb count of 800..... baked chicken nuggets and french fries...... uhhhhh how many carbs made it to my ass BEFORE I pb'd it all into the toilet???

a plethera of carbs (that means shitload) ROLMAO!!!

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Michelle: You are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh.... to add to the carb count of 800..... baked chicken nuggets and french fries...... uhhhhh how many carbs made it to my ass BEFORE I pb'd it all into the toilet???

a plethera of carbs (that means shitload) ROLMAO!!!

The carbs always hang onto my tonsils for dear life. They never make it into the toilet.

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Good evening, Violets..

Well, I hate to add to your carbs, but you ladies are on a ROLL tonight!!

Just got back from Amahl. Not a sell out crowd by any means, but a decent one and it was a better performance than last night. Tomorrow afternoon is the final performance and hopefully it will be the best ever.

Well, the winter storm watch is cancelled for this evening, even though it is still snowing humungous flakes out there. BUT.. we are under a winter storm warning for tomorrow and Sunday. 8-10 more inches. And guess whose BRAND NEW snowblower isn't working????????????? It's going into the shop tomorrow and it better be fixed tomorrow!! The Bobster is NOT a happy camper.

I finished up the day with a Lean Cuisine dinner and will have a glass of chocolate milk before heading to bed.

I got 3 batches of fudge made and managed to only lick the spoon on two of them.

Everyone have a good evening. Hope Jane is doing ok.

Nighters....

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The carbs always hang onto my tonsils for dear life. They never make it into the toilet.

This freaking CRACKED ME UP!!!:laugh: (right after I ate a large, warm chocolate chip cookie right from the oven!) So my carb count for the day is 1,329.

I ate so un-healthily (is that a word?) today that by all rights I should be dead. All I had was carbs and cholesterol.

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For the love of Pete............Michelle, could you make my siggy say the "coolest drunkest chicklet"?????

Will someone please take the margi out of my hands??????

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This freaking CRACKED ME UP!!!:laugh: (right after I ate a large, warm chocolate chip cookie right from the oven!) So my carb count for the day is 1,329.

I ate so un-healthily (is that a word?) today that by all rights I should be dead. All I had was carbs and cholesterol.

Have you checked your pulse?????:lol:

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No Suzie -- I think your siggy says it all! "Drink Drink and Drink MORE"!!

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Yeah, I kept the poop tart pic... it still makes me giggle...
I did actually check those out at the store this evening! Oh WAIT! I just noticed you called it a Poop Tart!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!

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I thought that was what you called those things that kinda slipped out as you get older. You know, when you're walking thru the grocery store with your kids and a little toot comes out.

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Oh Suzanne, I no longer feel so alone in my hazy, kinda crazy buzz tonight!!!!

I had a stressful afternoon, and my hives went freakin' crazy! So Rick and I went to dinner and he ordered a beer, with our mexican food, and suggested I do the same......so I did. I felt so mellow after it, I had another! Then one more for good measure!! LOL Feelin' pretty easy goin' right now. Broke the news to my DD that we are going to the inlaws for Christmas dinner. She absolutely hates going there! BUT.....it is fair, Rick should get to spend some time with his family too. And it is less work for me! And less expense! And she can just deal with it!

No news from Jane????

Well girls, I am gonna take my tipsy butt to bed!!!

Tomorrow is a crappy day. We have a funeral for the father of one of Rick's long time friends tomorrow at 10 then my Great Aunts funeral tomorrow at 1. What a day......

Everyone take care, I will check in at some point tomorrow. I hope I still fit in my decent clothes for the funeral!!

C-ya tomorrow!

Kat

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Ok, Judy, would you please share your fudge recipe....I found a "low-point" one made with brownie mix and pumpkin and fat-free peanut butter.....you don't cook it, just mix and chill...well it never got hard-hate that!....and when you scooped it out it looked like dog-you know what....daughter tried it before I told her there was pumpkin in it....she didn't like it and went ballistic after I told her about the punkin....lol....imagine if I tried the Velveeta one!!!!

You gals' and your POOP TARTS are cracking me up.....

Hope you all have a great holiday!!!:laugh:

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