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My theory on the pills.. if they ever find one that works, it would be breaking news, CNN & Fox would be covering it, and your doctor would actual recommened it.

It would not be for sale late nights on infomercials for $19.95 a bottle + free gift. :smile:

And honey, you know Oprah would have it on and would've invested in it!!! :cool2:

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There is a successful weightloss pill. It's called "valium". Take a fistfull every day and watch as you forget to eat! It's E-Z!!*

*Side effects may include dependency / death. Results not typical. Your results may vary.

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Nah any of those things, valium, codeine, etc.. make me munch constantly.. kinda like weed.

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Hmmmm.....I think there just may be some marketing potential in that tapeworm idea, FF! Let's go in halfsies!!

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That's exactly what I said I was going to tell nosy people at work - that I had a tapeworm!! There's a guy in my dept that's esp nosy so I'm naming my tapeworm, Rob!

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Grodie.... Getting worms on purpose? Ick!

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They did this in the 1920's or 30's as a diet pill. Then it was banned. Hmmm....wonder why? I could go on with the gross stories about how they were removed once upon a time, but I won't horrify you with it! :) So, Plain we have to come up with something else. Valium won't work for me, I have too much to do! LOL!!! I'm a soon to be nursing student and I think they would not look too kindly on me if I'm an addict or drooling all over myself! :)

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And if you watched The Office last week, Kelly tried the tapeworm diet :)

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