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Since your band will be with you for a very long time, what will you name her?

I think I might go with "Beyonce" I'll just call her "B" for short.

So my short conversations would go kinda like this:

"Beyonce is working this weight off of me"

"B" is trippin' (when I'm pbing)"

"Beyonce" won't let me eat that"

"This is not in B's diet plan"

ROFLMAO!

(I got inspiration for this thread from another forum)

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Since your band will be with you for a very long time, what will you name her?

I think I might go with "Beyonce" I'll just call her "B" for short.

So my short conversations would go kinda like this:

"Beyonce is working this weight off of me"

"B" is trippin' (when I'm pbing)"

"Beyonce" won't let me eat that"

"This is not in B's diet plan"

ROFLMAO!

(I got inspiration for this thread from another forum)

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I posted this in another thread, but wanted to contribute here as well...

My band will be called the DIVA Tool - it will be the tool helping me to achieve my most

Dynamic

Intriguing

Vivacious and

Audacious self! :smile2:

Other possible names are:

Katherine - after my DM (Darling Mother) who always wanted the best for me (God rest her soul, I miss her so much) :smile:

B.I.T.C.H. - Being In Total Charge of Herself (what I will be AFTER I'm banded):thumbup:

Any others?:smile:

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