You know you are a bandster when....

[Tyler883 0]

1.3cc now holds more meaning than 883 cc(harley davidson sportster)

[gdf18 2]

ROFLMAO- or 750 (BMW)

or 450SL

[gdf18 2]

But seriously, isn't it when you start noticing that the people around you all eat to fast and take too much on their fork at a time!

[snowbird 2]

When the waiter brings the meal and you realize you've just done your grocery shopping for the week.

[georgia girl 35]

....when your 2 year old child eats more than you!

[lynzz 0]

You order 1 entree with 6 extra plates and nothing to drink....hehe.

[She Smiles 2]

When you want to check the menu of a restaurant before you go out to eat to make sure they have small, healthy "safe" meals for you to pick from.

[babs0101 1]

These are fantastic!!! I'm printing these so I can share!

[aubrie 6]

you know you're a bandster when........

you have your own set of dishes and silverware in midget size.

you have your own shelf in the fridge

you buy a case of Water a week instead of a case of beer

you ask for exercise equipment for your birthday

your kids call you a "Borg" because of your "alien thingy" (port)

when you're the last one left at the dinner table

people think you're single because your wedding ring no longer fits

you could stuff a small pillow with the hair you clean out of your brush.

you're the ONLY one in the movie theater not eating popcorn.< /p>

[salsa1877 10]

...when you can create as much slime as a slug!

[mi_illusion_st 27]

You know what toilet tongs are

[mi_illusion_st 27]

when you kiss your significant other just to taste "real" food

[gdf18 2]

<P>I'm afriaid to ask but</P>

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<P>What the heck are toilet tongs?</P>

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<P>I'm cringing but I have to know!</P>

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[gdf18 2]

when you sit at home with your guest not eating, because tasting to see how you're cooking was doing filled you completely.

[gdf18 2]

when there's new meaning for the old phrase (from everyone's mother)

"Don't eat that now...it will spoil your appetite for dinner"