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Any problems with oral Sex After Banding?

njudono

By njudono, in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums

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abbypoo    0

abbypoo
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Lol. I'm sorry, but I don't see the point in swallowing. Does this turn guys on or something? Is that what the whole fascination is? My boyfriend doesn't get any extra satisfaction out of it, so I think I'm just going to stick to spitting that crap out!

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MoxieDO    0

MoxieDO
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Got nothing to add, but this thread gets more hilarious as it goes on...

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lpglarry    1

lpglarry
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it wont' fill your pouch, but if it does... think of it as added protein! haha:thumbup:

you girls are so funny

i/m sorry i had to comment :ohmy:

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Ellen86    0

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Haha! Gosh, I'd never done it before being banded, but I've had no problems with it with the band. :) My boyfriend jokes around about it being a 'protein shake'! :cool:

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horizontravel    0

horizontravel
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Never have and never will. NASTY:thumbdown:

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madpassion    0

madpassion
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Ejacu-loads... hilarious. Uhhgg. that "stuff" gives me a stomach ache. I'll do the dirty deed, but it's going down the sink!

Stomach ache huh... It gives me heartburn.

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getnthere    0

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I am not a swallower either so I dont think that would fill your pouch but it does get my gag reflex going just thinking about swallowing that. I just wanted to add though that before band sex was good WHEN I was in the mood now its great and the mood never ends. ANY TIME ANY PLACE ANY WHERE. just another band gift.

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life- death- & lattes    9

life- death- & lattes
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Lol. I'm sorry, but I don't see the point in swallowing. Does this turn guys on or something? Is that what the whole fascination is? My boyfriend doesn't get any extra satisfaction out of it, so I think I'm just going to stick to spitting that crap out!

It's rude and kind of offensive. Put yourself in thier position, if he went down on you and after he was done he jumped up and ran to the restroom to rinse his mouth out, how would that make you feel?

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Andrew6    0

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It's rude and kind of offensive. Put yourself in thier position, if he went down on you and after he was done he jumped up and ran to the restroom to rinse his mouth out, how would that make you feel?

AMEN :cursing:

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cocobean83    0

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Haha! Gosh, I'd never done it before being banded, but I've had no problems with it with the band. :smile2: My boyfriend jokes around about it being a 'Protein shake'! :thumbup:

Lol, that sounds like something my boyfriend would say!

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neveragain    9

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It's rude and kind of offensive. Put yourself in their position, if he went down on you and after he was done he jumped up and ran to the restroom to rinse his mouth out, how would that make you feel?

LOL, but nevertheless: :rolleyes:

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getnthere    0

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Alot more rude to puke just after than rinse your mouth out but its just easier to keep a towel near by and just never have it in your mouth to have to rinse.

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erieli    0

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Lol I just got the idea that this way I can tell my bf I can't swallow and he won't even question it! Love it! :Dancing_biggrin:

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