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It was just a little white lie..to mess with my husband.

My husband had to go to the hospital the other day for the old rotor rooter thing up the you know what. He was laying there waiting for the nurses to come in to get him for the procedure and he asked me if women had to have these done too. I said....no! Only men have to have them....because they have prostrates and women don't. He laid there for a little bit thinking about what I had just said, then he goes....well at least men don't have pap smears. ok....It was hard to keep a straight face....but I'm always teasing him.

Five minutes later here come the two nurses to get him. One says to me...when is the last time you have had one? Well...I got this funny look on my face, and then she goes...You haven't had one have you? I then told her what I just told my husband. Well I thought they both were going to wet their pants. The look on their faces was priceless but the look on my husband's was priceless too. It's not my fault...they told me to talk to him to keep his mind off of the pending procedure about to happen.:thumbup:

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