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I guess banded sex brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "hitting your sweet spot". :thumbup::lol:

and Gibson, "If I had a boyfriend I wouldn't have to worry about paying for a gym membership! biggrin.gif"...boyfriend maybe, husband, nope. The diffference between them is duration!

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I copied and pasted this straight from Fitday. I'm just sayin'. :thumbup:

Sexual activity, Active, vigorous effort

Sexual activity, General, moderate effort

Sexual activity, Passive, light effort, kissing, hugging

And here I am, getting my exercise on a treadmill :thumbup:

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I guess banded sex brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "hitting your sweet spot". :thumbup:

ROFL! Good one Gibby! :thumbup:

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You know, I was thinking really hard about throwing a mildly entertaining sarcastic remark into the mix...however, I may have to agree. haha.

292 sex = uncomfortable and self conscious

210 sex = giggity giggity, alright. :crying:

Ignoring every other reservation I have about sex, that is. lol.

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Y'all are terrible. Better be careful. See my "Pain in right side" thread!

It was well worth it.

That is all.

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boyfriend maybe, husband, nope. The diffference between them is duration!

Exactly. That is all.

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My husband started the south beach diet with me and has lost 32 pounds ... did you know that for every 30 pounds a man loses he gains an inch of penis?? it's true.. so that means since "neveragain" has lost 80.. well, you do the math.. HA HA. anyway, since both me and my hubby have dropped weight it's like I'm married to some other man now. :thumbup:

I guess I should say "that is all" too..

so that is all.

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:thumbup: You're all going straight to hell, you know that, right?

Anybody know where I can find a size eight trapeze?

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My husband started the south beach diet with me and has lost 32 pounds ... did you know that for every 30 pounds a man loses he gains an inch of penis?? it's true.. so that means since "neveragain" has lost 80.. well, you do the math.. HA HA. anyway, since both me and my hubby have dropped weight it's like I'm married to some other man now. :tt2:

I guess I should say "that is all" too..

so that is all.

Haha. Well, I'm not gonna lie to ya, certain things have looked a bit different since the 80lbs going, but not 3 inches. Plus, if 3 inches were added to a certain something, methinks that would be an issue for some women and myself. haha. :tt1:

As the Japanese say, so desu (That's it).

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hmmmm, maybe one day i'll just have to go out and find out. lol maybe in another 50 pounds or so though. :D

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