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Forget an elephant's penis - I'm just happy I can glimpse my own in the shower now! It's been such a long time...

HAHAHAHHAHHAHA That's Great!!! Glad you can see it again:lol:,,,hehehehe

I can actually shave my cookie again, without fear of cutting something off:eek:

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HAHAHAHHAHHAHA That's Great!!! Glad you can see it again:lol:,,,hehehehe

I can actually shave my cookie again, without fear of cutting something off:eek:

SHALEE04, COOKIE??? I'VE HEARD IT CALLED MANY THINGS, BUT NEVER COOKIE!!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS.

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I have lost an elephants heart + a rack of baby back ribs + a dozen Krispy Kream donuts. (47.5 lbs total) I am hoping to lose a baby giraffe when it's all over. OH MY GOODNESS!! That's huge!! :smile2:

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Well, let me update. When I started this thread, I was not quite at the elephant's penis yet but I could not resist... whats a few pounds when your talking about penises!! I have now surpassed the elephant's penis and am up to 66 pounds, that equals the fats and oils the average American eats each year. Which is ironic because I was just talking to some co-workers and said I would hate to see what 66 pounds of fat would look like all in one bunch!

Anyway... what have you lost?

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It has been a month and nobody has updated.

Has anybody reached the stage yet?

I will update my loss to the world's largest ball of tape. (80 pounds)!!!!

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Shave...my...cookie.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's great. I love it. And oooohh, so true. LMAO!

Mine hasn't changed all that much...now I'm to a 5,000 BTU air-conditioner. LOL

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OK well I have now lost an elephants penis plus a guinne pig... I was telling my DH this and he just looked at me with that WTF look on his face, an elephants penis, wow that's big he said,,

Anyways it feels great to be without these 61lbs!!!

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And I'm finally to the penis! Yippee!!

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Ok... So now I am up to a 2 month old horse and a rack of baby back ribs! Wow a 2 month old horse!!! Sheez:rolleyes2:

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Now I have lost an Irish Setter and a Chihuahua. LOL

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

        Now I have a whole new big, bigger, biggest, best days ever. I am out there with those skinny people doing stuff i could never have dreamt of. Food is now an after thought. It doesn't consume my day. I still enjoy the good home cooked food but I eat smaller portions. I leave food on my plate when I am full. I can no longer hear my mother's voice saying eat it all up, ther are starving children in Africa who would want that!

        I still cook for family feasts, I love cooking. I still do holidays but I have changed from the All inclusive drinking and eating everything everyday kind to Self catering accommodation. This gives me the choice of cooking or eating out as I choose. I rarely drink anymore as I usually travel alone now and I feel I need to keep aware of my surroundings.

        I don't know at what point my life expanded, was it when I lost 100 pounds? Was it when I left my walking stick at home ? Was it when I said yes to an outing instead of finding an excuse to stay home ? i look back at my last five years and wonder how loosing weight has made such a difference. Be ready to amaze yourself.

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