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fabulous!! This is what I got:

Congratulations, you're the bubonic plague!

You're infamous. You're usually deadly when left untreated. You're spread by a flea.

That's how cool you are.

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I am Syphilis. Don't Screw With Me, Or I'll Give You Dementia.

I am Syphilis. Don't Screw With Me, Or I'll Give You Dementia.

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I got Rickets, too. What's up with the "come in fear, facist pigs?" at the top? I knew that Old English class I took would come in handy someday. My translation may not be entirely correct, but honestly, I got a little nervous and was afraid to surf around in there! Heebie Jeebies, but cool test!

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Rickets

Synonyms and related keywords: infantile osteomalacia, juvenile osteomalacia, rachitis, vitamin-D deficiency, skeletal deformity, growth disturbance, hypocalcemia, tetany

Background: Rickets is defined as the failure of osteoid to calcify in a growing person or animal. Failure of osteoid to calcify in the adult is called osteomalacia. Rickets occurs when the metabolites of Vitamin D are deficient. Less commonly, dietary deficiency of Calcium or phosphorus may produce rickets. Vitamin D (cholecalciferol [vitamin D-3], a steroid compound) is formed in the skin under the stimulus of ultraviolet light. Ultraviolet light was the only significant source of Vitamin D until early in the 20th century when ergosterol (vitamin D-2), contained in fish liver oil or as an irradiated plant steroid, was discovered. Ergosterol can be taken orally with good effect.

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I'm rabies. "But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death." I suspected as much!

Love this site, Vines; thanks for the link.

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