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Penni60

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Subject: Psychiatric Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he's on fire.

No further studies are expected.

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What timing, I was just listening to the Comedy channel and this guy was talking about how his girlfriend had been cranky. He said he opened the medicine cabinet and one of those tampons popped out, hit him in the eye and bounced into the toilet. He started yelling look at the size the tampon all swelled up, he told his gfriend, no wonder you're cranky, look at the size of that thing, you need to get a smaller size, that thing is huge.

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I saw the same comedian. His name is Jim Norton. He had me rolling.

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LMAO, thanks Penni i REALLY needed that tonight..im PMSing BIG TIME...i feel like balling yet screaming at any random person, how miserable-while were on this subject,....why us?? i just WISH men could experience this(no offense to an man reading,..but i think its safe to say none are lol),...I hate this time of the month! i only have like 1 good week,if im lucky!what the &^$@# -for the love of %^*$#$@!!!!!

LOL,..i think im going to go pass out now.

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