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7 minutes ago, mousecat88 said:

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Too funny Mouse.. Although. I went to panda express today to get plain chicken teriyaki without any of the sauce.. LOL Seriously after 2 bites I could not eat it! I was driving home and called them and said what did you give me SPICY chicken teriyaki? I had explained to the manager that i had surgery and could not eat the food and could not drink because i had eaten and my mouth was on fire.. LOL.. She laughed.. not at me but said.. maam your taste buds are changing.. we have always had pepper in our chicken teriyaki but most people dont notice.. LOL she must have had surgery herself.. how else would she know about taste buds changing.. She said LOL i would freak too HAHAHA.. She totally refunded my chicken and said not to worry about it.

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That's the dirty trick classic in resturants, but it is true in our case, but it has been pulled so much by able-tummied people you just may not be believed.

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Hahaha I would never actually do this. My friends are grateful because they usually end up with my leftovers since it's still multiple meals-worth of food for me.

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Same here. I came home from eating out with my daughter the other night and the next morning i told my son in law.. take the dinner from last night.. it will take me a month to eat it LOL.

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On 12/22/2018 at 4:42 PM, mousecat88 said:

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now thats funny right there

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Hysterical!!! I agree, I wouldn’t do it either but thank God for friends that can make us laugh

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CORRECT TO LAUGH IS TO BE ALIVE AND IT FEELS GREAT !!!~!!!

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After WLS for a free meal, just go to Sam's club on Sample Sunday and try a few samples. -FREE

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Mouse Cat have you seen the movie NIGHT SCHOOL with Kevin Hart? He pulls a form of this, I does backfire but in a good, I think, way. I saw it on Netflix, liked it so much I bought a $5 DVD at WallyWorld of it, so I would have it when Netflix gets around to replacing it. And it made me want to look for other Kevin Hart DVD and movies.

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Thats funny!!!!!!! Hahaha.

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I thought maybe YOU were drunk...read the title of this thread. LOL 😂

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And I Thought the person performing the RNY m8ght have been Drunk! Might make your abdomen look like you were rotissoried! YE-OUCH!

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

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