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My poops hurt very bad, I have to push really hard to get them out and then they come out in little balls. And it's green with yellow dots, is that normal? I usually have to sit on the toilet for 16 hours just to PUSH out one little green ball. I think I stretched out my poopershooter because when I looked with a mirror it was bleeding so I used toilet paper and checked and there was BLOOD!! OMG! Am I going to DIE? I'm bleeding to death.

Do you think I have cancer?

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I think you should take some Pepto Bismol.

Whatever you do, listen to me, not your doctor. Who wants to pay a $20 copay to get actual medical advice?

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I like my fish well done. Haven't had pork chops in a long time. Do you think that is ok? Too funny!!

Cindy

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ok that's not easily found here and not everyone directs you to the theard where instructions are.

I got mine (Insturctions) from another board - she (Photonut) use to be here but for some reason got suspended from this board

I know that i get tired of seeing that - and the pb & slime quesstions - but from a newbie what do you really expect - its the really dumb ones like pbing after they are banded that gets me - didn't you do any reading before you got your band...

I wish I knew what happened to photonut. She had some good posts on the thread killer thread.

Isn't there a place on the main board for the new people to read about the band and the abbreviations? I haven't gone anywhere lately other than new posts. Now you have me wondering.......I will have to go and look.:rolleyes

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My poops hurt very bad, I have to push really hard to get them out and then they come out in little balls. And it's green with yellow dots, is that normal? I usually have to sit on the toilet for 16 hours just to PUSH out one little green ball. I think I stretched out my poopershooter because when I looked with a mirror it was bleeding so I used toilet paper and checked and there was BLOOD!! OMG! Am I going to DIE? I'm bleeding to death.

Do you think I have cancer?

whta wrong?didnt u floss............

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okay, I went to the main board and there is definitely a post called

Abbreviations and what they mean. And another for frequently asked questions.

I am very constipated. I haven't had a BM since I started the liquid diet 2 weeks ago. Do you think I should take a laxative? Will that hurt the band?

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My surgery is scheduled for tomorrow but today my neighbour told me that her sister=in-laws hairdressers aunt had the band and didnt lose in any weight, should I cancel my surgery ?? Please help I dont know what to do

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PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!:help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help:

I ATE A WHOLE LOAF OF bread AND A BIG BOWL OF SPAGHETTI AND I THINK MY BAND HAS SLIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE HELP :help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help::help:

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No, it didn't slip. I have xray vision and when I post on message boards I know when someone has slipped.

Besides, MY doctor said I could eat a loaf of bread and a mega huge bowl of spaghetti two hours after surgery and it was okay. If it is okay for me it is okay for you.

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butterflies are pretty i love to eat them then thy floy around in my stomach is this ok......................

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My god, stop bragging by actually daring to post your before/after picture! How dare you, showing that you're proud of what you've done! You must never talk about losing weight, even though you are on a weight loss board!

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