Fart ripping

[Mattymatt 491]

This morning I've been super gassy and ripping the nastiest, unholy smelling farts. I guess, being a guy, I should be proud of it but it's even repulsing me. I wonder if this is the remaining gas from surgery? ROFL!

[Apple203 1,314]

Haha — just stay away from innocent people, OK?

[Mattymatt 491]

2 minutes ago, Apple203 said:

Haha — just stay away from innocent people, OK?

Oh they're in no danger. I just actually have to open my apartment windows for fresh air because the fart is so noxious and it lingers. Never had anything like this before.

[FluffyChix 17,418]

Welcome to fentanyl and propofol my friends.

[frust8 963]

My sympathy on the noxious wind with the evil hang time. If you were a 10 year old boy you would be so proud of your self! Perspective is everything isn't it? But ROFLMAO better you than me! I'm sure your colon is just dispensing surgery waste products, wanna borrow my cowbell so you can warn people you're coming? This too shall pass but no one mentioned the pressure with which it departs. My family, flatulent souls that they be, lives by the adage If it Don't pay rent, kick it out! Keep the faith. Mattymatt keep the faith!

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[TakingABreak 2,733]

Before I go into any store or a meeting, I always have to let my gas out. Otherwise I am the person in the Beano commercials that is sitting all awkwardly and twitching around in my seat. Gas has become a HUGE thing since my surgery. I follow all the rules too! No straws, no gum.... I honestly think some of it has to do with my CPAP, but then again I am gassy all day.

[Apple203 1,314]

Oh, I definitely agree with CPAP adding gas to the system!

[KimTriesRNY 1,853]

Gas smells worse after my bypass surgery. I have chewable gas x with me always.

[Mattymatt 491]

10 hours ago, KimTriesRNY said:

Gas smells worse after my bypass surgery. I have chewable gas x with me always.

I think I might have to do that because wholly sh1t it's bad!