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Stop Me Damnit!!!

WASaBubbleButt

By WASaBubbleButt, in Rants & Raves

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WASaBubbleButt    41

WASaBubbleButt
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I want FOOD! I want garlic alfredo sauce on top of anything! I want pizza, chocolate cake, I want food and I want it NOW!

But I can't. I have three freak'en pounds and they MUST be gone by 10/6/07. That will be my 10 month bandaversary. Okay, I don't know how to spell that but you know what I mean.

That will mean 102 pounds gone in 10 months. Tummy Tuck is scheduled for 12/3/07, that means banding on 12/6/06, -102lbs, and plastic surgery in a year. I MUST do this, it's been my goal from the very beginning.

I want food and the only reason I want it is because I can't have it. If I could eat any damn thing I wanted I'd be fine and wouldn't want it. I've been looking at menus on line trying to find something yummy with no calories. It's not happening.

I want to meet my goal, stop me from food PLEASE!

I'm off to have an ef'fing Protein shake. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

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METALBAND    0

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Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.....repeat over and over until the craving goes away.

BTW how are you feeling.....has your sister started making the arrangements for your services yet??? Just sounds like you need a diversion!!! LOL

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WASaBubbleButt    41

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Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.....repeat over and over until the craving goes away.

BTW how are you feeling.....has your sister started making the arrangements for your services yet??? Just sounds like you need a diversion!!! LOL

Nothing tastes as good as alfredo sauce... oh no, I got that wrong. ;)

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

My sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ohhhhh, I can't believe her. First she told everyone there is no Mexico, no Dr. Aceves, no band, no weight loss. I made it all up. So, I sent a photo to my other sis knowing she'd forward it on. She did. So when the psycho sis discovered I really did lose weight she started telling everyone I was dying. I went to a filthy hospital in Mexico (won't mention what she said about the doc, it was horrible) and now my prognosis is poor and I'm dying from complications. Sometimes when I eat food there is a blockage. Yeah, it's fatal.

Then last Friday she sent me an email congratulating me on losing weight. I ignored the email and deleted it.

NOW she emailed me this morning wanting the info on the filthy Mexican hospital and the .. doctor. She's considering being banded.

I emailed the doc and warned him. I really like him and I'd sincerely hate to see him deal with her. How embarrassing, if she does contact him (I ignored that email too) he'll "experience" my family.

It's time to hide.

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METALBAND    0

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My sister should meet yours, they would get along great! I have 4 sisters......3 are wonderful, one not so wonderful!!!

Did she take your mind off Alfredo?????

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WASaBubbleButt    41

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My sister should meet yours, they would get along great! I have 4 sisters......3 are wonderful, one not so wonderful!!!

Did she take your mind off Alfredo?????

Well, she did until you just mentioned alfredo sauce again.

Calzone with alfredo sauce, garlic,......

:::back to hating sister:::

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DerickM    1

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no 89 proof vodka has 65 calories per ounce. Considering bandsters are cheap dates you might not even make it to a ounce.

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anonemouse    1

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I was wondering why you were saying that you couldn't have vodka until 10/7 in the other thread. Now it ALL makes sense. ;)

Drink up that Protein, WASa! And drink LOTS of Water, and think of being thin. You only have a week! You can DO it! :clap2:

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