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I got a good laugh when reading your post. Glad to see you are willing to take one for the team during your recovery!

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Funny yes...pics please..lol

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I will say that today, my desire returned but only in my head. I told him in detail what I dreamed about. Then said, it would prob be more like a cuddle on the couch where I let you play with my boobs. Lol.

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I will say that today, my desire returned but only in my head. I told him in detail what I dreamed about. Then said, it would prob be more like a cuddle on the couch where I let you play with my boobs. Lol.

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That is a perfect start!

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I'm scared to death now!! Lol My husband and I do not have nor want kids. At 40 and 48 we are enjoying time with our very spoiled dog.

But the fear is reading stories of women getting pregnant not even a year after.

I'm sorry but I just found my belly button kid and I intend to keep it, pierce it, etc...

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I will say that today, my desire returned but only in my head. I told him in detail what I dreamed about. Then said, it would prob be more like a cuddle on the couch where I let you play with my boobs. Lol.

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LOL! Like I said before, the world DEFINITELY needs more women like you! You ROCK!

Don't look back, turn the page, and let your next chapter begin!

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I'm scared to death now!! Lol My husband and I do not have nor want kids. At 40 and 48 we are enjoying time with our very spoiled dog.

But the fear is reading stories of women getting pregnant not even a year after.

I'm sorry but I just found my belly button kid and I intend to keep it, pierce it, etc...

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Hilarious! Love your honesty!

Don't look back, turn the page, and let your next chapter begin!

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I"m almost three weeks post op and I can't even summon up the energy to have sex with myself.

Hilarious! I must admit I didn't have any problems with low energy, and I had to make sure all my plumbing was working the first night home from the hospital! Lol.

Don't look back, turn the page, and let your next chapter begin!

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I'd probably rip a fart and kill the mood. Was that TMI? I doubt it, I think we lost our TMI filter a long time ago on this forum. ;) seriously, so gassy and gross feeling at this point (13 days out) I can wait a bit.

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I'm 9 days out and I want to want it, I really do, but omg my belly is still so sore! I don't have bruises but it FEELS like a giant bruise. Hubby tries to play with my boobs and the added sensation is just too much for me. So sad! I hope this doesn't last too long.

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With this comment, you win the internet!

I"m almost three weeks post op and I can't even summon up the energy to have sex with myself.

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