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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

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A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't. That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it!

This is the BEST post I have ever read here. Hahahaha! Can't stop laughing. Thank you for this!

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

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I'm not going to deny that we enjoyed this nsv. In fact as crazy as it sounds it seemed to both of us to have more girth. Either way Mrs. Fat Man was quite happy as was I :)

First: you really must come up with a better name for your beloved. Lord only knows, she has earned a better one.....just say'n! :)

Second: Always remember: "Happy wife--Happy life". AND "If Momma ain't happy, nobody's happy".

Good luck, my friend. So far, so good! :)

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of enhanced mass.

Of course.....in his case.....most of the foliage was likely singed off anyway as a result of the kanky stuff they are doing with the hot wax and such..............much respect to Team Fat Man.

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...
One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of ...

lol. We sculpt what we can see...

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of enhanced mass.

Of course.....in his case.....most of the foliage was likely singed off anyway as a result of the kanky stuff they are doing with the hot wax and such..............much respect to Team Fat Man.

Most men would be nervous about their wife being around Mr Happy with a pair of scissors but not me! By the way, waxing the landscape hurts like heck! I will NEVER do that again...

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Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...

Junk Upgrade 2.0

Great post.

LMAO.

It is one of the great side effects of WLS.......You will be rewarded with updated junk.

Ooohhhh, I get it now. It's like a "junk YARD"...
One can only hope they keep the hedges trimmed....

Sent from my iPhone using the BariatricPal App

Going clean shorn is usually the first move after said 2.0 package upgrade is established. It gives the illusion of enhanced mass.

Of course.....in his case.....most of the foliage was likely singed off anyway as a result of the kanky stuff they are doing with the hot wax and such..............much respect to Team Fat Man.

Most men would be nervous about their wife being around Mr Happy with a pair of scissors but not me! By the way, waxing the landscape hurts like heck! I will NEVER do that again...

Wax wax and wax some more. Stops hurting much after a while, and eventually the hair just stops growing in.

You know, cuz I know that from my eyebrows.

And things.

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Do the Brazillian! Great de-forestation with minimal pain :D

And it lasts forever!

I'm here in Oregon. We like our old growth timber. That and I'm not crazy or stupid enough to wax around the twig and berries again.

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Smoooove is always extra appreciated by this dude.

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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