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Y'all are disgusting.

Hey! All I did was ask a question like eeeeverybody else!

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Dear Dr K,

How do I stop myself from spitting my coffee when I read your posts and replies?

I already have a STRAW!

:D

Hi krakow57, you strange little thing...

My first thought was simply, drink tea...

Actually, that's a lie...

My first thought was "Don't pretend you're a spitter krakow57. You're a swallower fro..."

Well, you get the idea...

So yes, you could start drinking tea...

Or, you could move to a country where they don't have a sense of humour..

I have a few suggestions...

But I think i'll keep them to myself at this point...

As far as your second question goes (pushy thing, aren't you..)

Now apart from spitting my coffee out, my stomach hurts too!

How do I stop the laughter Dr K ???????????

Help!

I think if you REALLY want to stop the laughter, stop looking at my naked selfies page...

NEXT!!!!

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Y'all are disgusting.

Hey! All I did was ask a question like eeeeverybody else!

Don't engage her @@CHM

She's a bad egg...

A bad apple...

She's the rough end of the pineapple...

The short straw...

Oh sh*t...

I said straw...

It could have been worse...

I could have said she's the "stretched sleeve white bread carbonated drink 'non-teller' day three pizza eater"...

But that'd be too harsh...

Or would it???

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

NEXT!!!

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Y'all are disgusting.

Hey! All I did was ask a question like eeeeverybody else!

Don't engage her @@CHM

She's a bad egg...

A bad apple...

She's the rough end of the pineapple...

The short straw...

Oh sh*t...

I said straw...

It could have been worse...

I could have said she's the "stretched sleeve white bread carbonated drink 'non-teller' day three pizza eater"...

But that'd be too harsh...

Or would it???

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

NEXT!!!

Stop flirting with me.

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Stop flirting with me.

@@CHM or me?

Dammit. I was going to ask that...

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Stop flirting with me.

@@CHM or me?

Yes.

Then no. :P

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You, I will allow.

Its the boobs, isn't it?

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Thank you Dr K !

All great advice taken, absorbed (swallowed, Not spat out), will put into practise :D

More naked selfies pls!

Dr Kinda ADDICTIVE !

Enjoy the footy without the booty ....

:P :P :P

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Dr K.

Why is that I feel the need to ask you questions while sitting on a toilet?

CHM.

Somewhere along the line I have missed your boobs but I'm going to respond for most men. When the conversation turns to boobies we have no desire to continue intelligent conversation. Boobs is the start and the end of a conversation the rest is just foreplay.

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Well aren't you making quite the grand entrance to the conversation @

Not only are you talking to me whilst pooing, you're also talking boobs and foreplay with the beautiful @@CHM

This young lady happens to be my favourite person in the world...

So with that in mind, I trust you'll treat her well...

Now, to your query -

It's my theory that, as you expel your waste, you subconsciously feel the need to replace it.

And as everybody knows, when it's time to talk sh*t, you come and see the doctor..

Not just any doctor...

THIS doctor!!

So tell your family and friends...

Shout it from the rooftops...

For the best sh*t, you come talk to Dr KindaFamiliar!!!!

NEXT!!!!

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