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April Fool's

gotcha!!!! :lol:

your turn

don't be shy

kathy

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@proudgrammy That would have gone perfectly with the package of Oreo Double Stuffs I had for Breakfast ! :)

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Now I'm feeling like that bagel with cream cheese post from yesterday was just an early April Fool's joke.

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Proudgrammy as I read the title I had no idea it was you, But I said to myself of my gosh how could anyone eat a jar of Peanut Butter and WHY? You got me!!

Yes Jamie that bagel could have been an early April Fool's. I suppose there will be many today. Not me!

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Hahaha! I was like...maybe they ate a whole jar of Peanut Butter over a few weeks? Happy April Fools!

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I sometimes feel like I could....but I know I can't. I even LOVE reading posts about Peanut Butter. YUM. I bought a Peanut Butter lid/stirrer thingamabob for my natural peanut butter to mix the peanuts and the oil. It's awesome. Can you tell I HEART peanut butter? I have a 2TBSP container that I faithfully use to dole it out so don't you worry!

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A rack of Ruby's Tuesday's ribs....

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That new angriest whopper just met my pouch and the whopper won!!! April fools! Still on puree food

hw 440 sw 399 cw 385 rny on 3/23/16

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I went with the KFC Double Down... I mean, it's ALL Protein right?

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This is funny you got me good!!......I saw the title early this morning and just skipped over it at the time hoping someone else would be better at offering the support you would need...hahaha I honestly didn't know what to tell you.

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@@MrsKarenC2008

Oreo Double Stuffs

cookie monster

yum yum

@@JamieLogical

that bagel with cream cheese

would love that

don't think OP was joking about bagels

I went with the KFC Double Down... I mean, it's ALL Protein right?

i don't ttttthink so!!! :blink:

LOL

@@ssflbelle

Proudgrammy as I read the title I had no idea it was you

how did you realize it was me ;)

@@AvaFern

maybe they ate a whole jar of Peanut Butter over a few weeks?

yeach - pretty sticky situation :rolleyes:

@@Margie122

Can you tell I HEART Peanut Butter?

you were a clean giveaway!!

I luv, luv, luv my peanut butter

too much is too much LOL :wacko:

@@Pillar2butterfly

A rack of Ruby's Tuesday's ribs....

now THAT'S what i'm talking about!!!

angriest whopper just met my pouch and the whopper won!!!

win some, you loose some !!

@@kmorri

This is funny you got me good!!

honestly didn't know what to tell you.

always one in the crowd!! :lol:

thanx for writing ladies

anyone want to meet for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches??

you are ALL buying LOL

i'm bringing the Water

kathy

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To All Peanut Butter Lovers

@@MrsKarenC2008

@@JamieLogical

@@ssflbelle

@@AvaFern

@@Margie122

@@Pillar2butterfly

@@Roalmc77

@@kmorri

thanx for writing your comments

takes a crowd to make a Peanut Butter jelly sandwich with love

yum yum

kathy

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Add me to the Peanut Butter lovers list. Just reading this is making me want to go get some. I did make some PB2 Protein ice cream this afternoon. I should go see if it is frozen yet.

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Not all ladies ????

hw 440 sw 399 cw 385 rny on 3/23/16

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Not all ladies

@@Roalmc77

eeeeeek!!!!

sorry dude

i was so busy dreaming about PBJ

i didn't recognize the handsome you

stickin' out in the crowd!!! :o;)

i see you just joined our little group in april

WELCOME

welcome, welcome

good luck

kathy

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